Super-Duper-Mega-Spectaculeroso Free-For-All!!!!!!!!

[Ransac]

*Ransac falls to his knees and coughs.*



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Izaryo]

oh you so want this...

*Izaryo waves his hands a little and now everybody is wearing sumo wrestling gear 10 sizes smaller

 

[Oversoul]

*removes ridiculously small outfit*

Grr...

So we're going to do it that way, huh?

*waves hand and everyone is wearing giant packs of nitroglycerin*

Hah, take that!

*fires ballista at Izaryo, but detonates his own explosive pack in the process*

 

[Prince RXI]

*RXI finishes carefully taking his nitro pack off and installing it onto his nice shot, a duck.*

This Mallard bomb will do some damage!

*RXI loads the duck and readies to fire, however a well placed shot from Ransac and his amazing poultry launch lands a chick in the firing arm of his catapult. The mallard looks around... and blows up, taking RXI's patented "building-full-o-livestock launcher" and RXI to the sky.*

WHAA HA HA WHOOOOEEEEEE!!!!!





Prince RXI, hey... I can see my palace from here!

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac sidesteps and avoids being hit by the building.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Doombringer]

*meanwhile 3 kilometers away, doombringer loads his long range catapult with turkeys and begins to laugh maliciously*

Muhahahahahahaha!

*the turkeys miss by a mile*

Damn, I guess I need to get a targeting system from Home Hardware after all.

*doombringer stalks off to the nearest metropolis*