Having decided that it is high past time that I go off the deep end, I have decided to take some new cards with me! Jumper Guy R 1/1 R, Tap: Destroy Jumper Guy. You may only play this ability if you control a Building. Fat Jumper Guy 3R 2/2 RR, Tap: Destroy Fat Jumper Guy. Fat Jumper Guy deals 3 damage to target creature. You may only play this ability if you control a Building. You get the idea (some artifacts will need to be made to count as Buildings). Create away!