Suicide

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by Thallid Ice Cream Man, Apr 29, 2001.

  1. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Having decided that it is high past time that I go off the deep end, I have decided to take some new cards with me!

    Jumper Guy
    R
    1/1
    R, Tap: Destroy Jumper Guy. You may only play this ability if you control a Building.

    Fat Jumper Guy
    3R
    2/2
    RR, Tap: Destroy Fat Jumper Guy. Fat Jumper Guy deals 3 damage to target creature. You may only play this ability if you control a Building.

    You get the idea (some artifacts will need to be made to count as Buildings). Create away!
  2. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    2B

    Misled Assasin
    R
    1/1

    B, Tap: Destroy one of your creatures.

    Ha, Ha, nobody will be able to stop me with this card.
  3. Salacious Crumb SevaTheSovietSoapDish

    YES! I LOVE SUICIDE

    Kamikaze B
    Instant

    Sac a creature to destroy target opponent:D

    Hoipa
  4. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Here's my take on this.


    The weasels have come
    BB
    Enchantment
    Sacrifice a creature: Deal 1 damage to any target. Lose 15 life.
    Lose 15 life: Deal 1 damage to any target. Sacrifice a creature.



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  5. Salacious Crumb SevaTheSovietSoapDish

    oh yeah, well look at this!

    Buttox Hair BBB
    enchantment
    Lose 9999 life: Deal 9999 damage to yourself
    Deal 9999 damgage to yourself: Lose 9999 life

    Hoipa
  6. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    Now now guys...


    Rambuctious Nasal Hairs; 1
    enchant self
    can not be countered, can not be target of spells or abilities

    All spells you cast are countered
    During your upkeep, all other permanents you control are destroyed, they can not be regenerated. Lose life.

    "Damn. I need some tweesers."


    now THAT'S a bad card.





    Prince RXI, has enharited his brother's ability to make REALLY funny cards:)
  7. Darth Dunk New Member

    You could use the Nasal Hairs with Mirror Mirror. Kinda funny synergy in the names as well.
  8. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    How about...

    Lazy Bum
    R
    Creature-couch potatoe
    9/9

    Lazy Bum comes into play tapped. Lazy Bum does not untap during your untap phase. If Lazy Bum becomes tapped, sacrifice Lazy Bum.
  9. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    Hey, Maraud234: Rambuctious Nasel hairs is unable to be target of spells or abilities, which Mirror Mirror is an ability. I thought of that AND donate. I just wanted to make the worst card of all times.





    Prince RXI, Maraud.. hehehe
  10. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    What are you trying to say?
  11. Salacious Crumb SevaTheSovietSoapDish

    Uh oh, prince just corrected maraud
    Knowing maraud's temper...
    Oohh... they're gonna have a fight!
    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHt!

    Hoipa
  12. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    I mean that, if you read the whole card, you can see that, when casted, it will kill you:) mirror mirror would not be around, and you whould have no lands to donate, so I thought of a card your opponent can't even destroy:)
    oh, and sorry, I can't fight right now. My equipment is in a bag that I zipped into another dimension and can't be unzipped till the fight between Daggertooth and I is done. How ever...

    *RXI disappears.*





    Prince RXI, can turn invisible to even the eyes of a Draconian:)
  13. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Skyscraper
    Land
    During your untap step, tap Skyscraper.
    During your discard step, untap Skyscraper.
    Skyscraper counts as a Building.
    2, Tap: Skyscraper becomes a 0/3 creature that counts as a Wall until end of turn.
    RR, Tap: Skyscraper doesn't tap during your next untap step.
  14. Salacious Crumb SevaTheSovietSoapDish

    What the hell? That's a real card?

    Hoipa
  15. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    ARGH!!! Sorry. I meant that it could be a real card, i.e. it's not insane and crazy and off-the-wall.
  16. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Some of you have missed the point.

    The point of this thread is to make cards that involve creatures committing suicide, not players committing suicide. People jump off of buildings, or firemen with ladders go up to save them, and the people punch the firemen in the nose and jump anyway - stuff like that.
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    WELL, then, I think I'll grace this thread with my historic event.


    Here's a creature suicide card:

    Jump for the Butterfly
    WWWB
    Enchantment
    Sacrifice a creature: Destroy target creature you control.



    There you go, a creature suicide card.




    Ransac, cpa..........


    That's right. I just want to point out that this is my, envelope please.

    *A monkey flies by on a vine and hands Ransac an envelope.*

    Thank you. This is my 1000th post that counts. START THE PARADE!!!!!!!

    *A parade stomps by, consisting of 17,00 elephants, 293,884 monkeys, Salacious Crumb, 2,948 electric eels out of water, and a partridge in a plum tree. Then, all of the Off-Topic elite walk by.*


    *sniff* Thanks.





    Ransac, cpa trash man
  18. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    Yeah, Ransac has 1000 posts! We should throw him a party.
  19. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    Frank Grimes W
    Creature-Angry Worker
    W, Tap: Destroy Frank Grimes. You may only use this ability if Homer Simpson is in play.
    1/1
    "Oh, look! Danger, High Voltage! But I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer-" bzzzzzz

    Homer Simpson RUG
    Creature-Fat, Annoying Co-Worker
    RUG, Tap: Destroy Target Frank Grimes
    2/4
    "D'oh"
  20. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Power Plant
    Land
    All Homer Simpsons get +1/+1.
    You may not play Frank Grimes.

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