Stomach flu

[mythosx]

I've been out of commision for a week for a stomach flu. Any one know of anything going around?

 

[Spiderman]

Not really... are you still in Japan or in the US?

 

[mythosx]

US. I am in California. This thing had me laid up in bed for a week. I had hallucinations and was eventually put on a drip.

 

[Mooseman]

I had something like that back in 1983..... the hallucinations are caused by the extreme high fever and couldn't keep anything down. Lasted about a week.

Good to hear you are better.

 

[Oversoul]

There is no stomach flu.

 

[Mooseman]

Botchalism?

 

[train]

You hadany interesting sushi lately?

 

[Ransac]

You've got IGSB (I Got Something Bad). In a few days, you'll have anal leakage and an uncontrollable bladder, not to mention a speech impediment that will occasionally force you to proposition older gentlemen.

There is no cure. You just have to let this 14-month virus run it's course.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[train]

14 months of propositioning older gentlemen...

*shudder...

 

[EricBess]

As hot as it's been in California recently, the halucinations could just be that you forgot to run your air conditioning...

 

[DarthFerret]

I just figured that all people in California Halucinated on a daily basis....isn't that part of the culture out there?

 

[EricBess]

Only if they claim to like the weather here...

 

[Ransac]

And continue to proposition older gentlemen..... wearing black clothing 18 sizes too small.




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[train]

There's some special stuff in them there hills...