Squee is Dead

Discussion in 'Storyline' started by Yawgmoth, Jul 7, 2001.

  1. Yawgmoth Lord Of Darkness

    The final chapter begins with Urza and Gerrard trapped in

    Phyrexia, forced to endure the whims of the dark god

    Yawgmoth. Gerrard and Urza are forced to fight each other

    in an arena, and when one KILLS the other, the loser is

    returned to life by Yawgmoth's power and the two must fight

    again. Eventually, GERRARD WINS free, only to find himself

    in the Stronghold throne room, with a CRAZED Crovax

    STANDING OVER THE BROKEN FORM OF[color="black bold"]SQUEE

    [/color], the Weatherlight's cabin boy.



    This is for all you people who think that when Squee said that they were going to kill him...........he was right. I got whis from Wizards sample chaper of Apocalypse. Squee my friend I salute you..... and good by.
  2. Squee Goblin Nabob The Best Cool Ever

    You see.........You see they are going to kill me I am not crazy they are going to kill me.

    I Am A Gobiln.......

    Squee Goblin Nabob.
  3. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    WOTC seems to have a chronic killing dissorder.

    "Hey, this character is still alive! Kill it!"


    We'll be reduced to Urza fighting himself soon...
  4. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Hmmm, they do kill Squee, BUT after I read the whole Apocalypse book, Squee was very much alive at the end, even after Gerrard cuts his head off.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  5. Maybe he has remarkable regenerative capabilites, like an octobus, or a cucumber.
  6. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    An octobus??? What's that??? :confused:

    Seriously, maybe Wizards should read my "Why Do We Keep Killing People?" thread, becuase (for once0 H-Mage is right.....
  7. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    Got news for ya, bubeleh.

    Squee is immortal. I mean, like, REALLY immortal. You could chop his head off, skin him, and burn his body, and he'd come back. Squee has died a LOT of times in a LOT of ways, and he always comes back. Just like the card.

    So yeah, they kill Squee. But he gets better.
  8. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    You would have thought that our Squee, since he is named after Squee, would have known that already......
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Exactly. I didn't want to give anything away, but screw it.

    Crovax puts a curse on Squee so that whenever he dies, he comes back to life. That way, Ertai can have the pleasure of killing him over and over again.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  10. theorgg Slob

    I've got his head, or at least one of 'em!


    That is pretty sweet. Squee will probably be in future expantion stories, as a comedic relief...

    "One of the cannons Gerraldian Elgsdautter was hauling across the trecherous Tresaiere mountains plummetted off the cart, completly squishing the legendary goblin, Squee, who lets out an audible 'squish'"

    -Future Flavor text of Cannon Parade


    Oh my gods! You Killed Squee!
    You Buzzard!

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