In addition to simply bouncing back from the graveyard it has recently come to my attention that Squee Goblin Nabob has many other uses. Here's just what I've found so far: He slices, he dices, he shucks corn, makes coffee and can be a friend for lonely times. He does your calculus homework, eats your vegitables, kisses aunt Bertha, teaches you dog to drive a car, and knocks up your enemys sister. He's a gun for hire, a poet, a prophet, and a saint. He'll act as a bullet proof vest. He'll even remove tough stains from delicate faberics. He'll help fight the gum disesase gingivitice. He'll sing you to sleep, and slay the monsters under your bed. In fact right now I have squee doing my taxes. What does your Squee do for you?