Soulmates and all...

[DÛke]

...

Ok so I was young and stupid and still young and stupid. But being young and stupid dictates that I should think that after my last relationship, there couldn't possibly be a such thing as "soulmates." Which is a hilarious concept to begin with.

But then...I discovered, like Paris Hilton, that I have, like, hunderds of soulmates! and that, like, being a slut and a complete whore is...ok! Go U.S.A! Flings rock.

That's awesome!

 

[evan d]

Viewpoints what could only be accepted by men and good women.

 

[Killer Joe]

Now it's Paris Hilton.

What happened to Brittney Spears?

 

[evan d]

Spears aged, thats what.

 

[Oversoul]

Viewpoints what could only be accepted by men and good women.

Coherency what is not evan d indeed.

 

[evan d]

Yoda speak thou art.

 

[Oversoul]

I think you're missing the point. Your post (the one I quoted) does not make any sense...

 

[DÛke]

Oversoul:

I think you're missing the point. Your post (the one I quoted) does not make any sense...

Which is why it is potentially possible he will remain 15 for a long time...

 

[Chaos Turtle]

At 34, I also am still young and stupid.
Keeps life fun.

Good luck finding your other hundred soulmates.

 

[Ferret]

I'm almost 36 and still consider myself young and stupid. However, I did luck out when I found Mrs. F. Being a Geminii it's easy to say that flings are where it's at. It comes w/ the short attention span. Another Geminii gave me the best advice for finding your soulmate: stop looking. You'll probably stumble across them in the weirdest place that you ended up because you missed your ride and had to walk to some random location to make a phone call and no one was home on the other end of the line. This is just how Things work.

Try not to figure it out. Just roll with it...

-Ferret

"Life doesn't put you where you want to be - it puts you where you NEED to be"

 

[DÛke]

God Ferret, you're like my ex in so many ways. Take offense, please.

I just happened to discover that when I'm a little on the wasted side, I anyone can a soulmate! Just kidding. Ok, I was sitting down one day minding my own business and out of the blue it came crashing down on me like Lucifer from Heaven!

And God was like, let there be light!

And I was like! Bring it on sucker!

And guess what?

It was good!

 

[DarthFerret]

I am almost 31, and a Gemeni like Ferret. I was actually looking for my soulmate when I found my wife. And it was a mistake that I forced on myself, thus my divorce. I hope what ya said is true Ferret. I am no longer looking for anyone, so maybe I will get lucky some day.

 

[Nightstalkers]

What's sad is when you see a "happy" couple get together... and then you tell them blatantly in their faces that their marriage won't last another year.

Heh... I've made bets and won on those.

 

[evan d]

What's sad is when you see a "happy" couple get together... and then you tell them blatantly in their faces that their marriage won't last another year.

Heh... I've made bets and won on those.

When did thier parents get divorced? One year?

 

[Nightstalkers]

I've bet on five couples breaking up... and four of them got divorced..... the last one kinda is hanging in there, but I dont' know. The woman seems to want his money and the guy is such a bloody idiot.

 

[Chaos Turtle]

My bestest friend (a soulmate if I ever had one) is a Gemini. What's up with all you Geminis? I friggin hate Geminis! Except my bestest friend, who it just so happens is a Gemini. Must be that pesky Gemini rising in my chart. I hate my chart.

 

[Ferret]

Oh, that's the thing about us Geminii (both singular and plural when dealing w/ us): We're just so damned charming. We're needlessly complex and never satisfied w/ anything so we intrigue the living *oing* out of everyone - or annoy them. Whetever. It's all the same to us...

-Ferret

"Beware the power of the gift of gab!"

 

[DÛke]

I don't think Geminii are anything special. Haha. My ex was one. Thing is about Geminii is they seem to be unable to grasp the concept of shutting-the-f-up.

I mean, yes you're the chit-chats of the Zodiac. And Aquarians are the whores and [homosexuals] of the Zodiac (ask anyone). At least we keep some air of class and pretense about us! Gemini, on the other hand...just...talks on and on and on and on about its whorish impulses (not surprisingly, at the same it is talking about it's "high principles"!). Until a person like me gets tired of all the nonsense and short-attention span and shove my foot half way up someone's mouth. Which is always what I did to my ex.

The thing about them is that they are so damn cute. I'm sorry, but every Geminii I've ever seen, man or woman, was the cutest thing to behold.

But, again, that goes for Libras and Aquarians as well (my current divine interest happens to be a charming Libra of unmatched beauty and genius), and add Gemini to the mix, and you have the most detached and seemingly impersonal group in the Zoadiac, and yet...their detachment and "objectivity" is so sexy to everyone else...

God I've made many people melt before...just by being harsh, cold, apathetic, and unfeeling. Masochism rocks!

Paris Hilton is an Aquarian by the way. I'm proud of my baby girl!

God I love me.

If I had one thing to say, though, it is that I'm never gonna date Geminii ever, ever, ever again. I rather die at the hands of a dumb Scorpio who somehow convinced him or herself that he or she knows the world inside and out. Haha...

 

[evan d]

Give some love to the ares man, lest there be war.

Unsuprising someof you aren't married anymore. I however have no excuse.

 

[Oversoul]

I rather die at the hands of a dumb Scorpio who somehow convinced him or herself that he or she knows the world inside and out. Haha...

Maybe it's because he or she actually does know the world inside and out...