It's because none of you pansy-ass butt-peddlers have the cajones or capacity to even BEGIN to start up a flame-war the size of the one I was singlehandedly winning.
Once you useless cretins think up something even mildly offensive to sputter out, feel free to give me a jingle and allow me to make you eat your words, by shoving them down your throat (along with a long, loud laugh).