Sorry for the absence

[Mooseman]

Nobody here but us chickens.

Bestiality.... Ransac ill be pleased...

 

[Ransac]

Only animals I'm concerned with are of the lead variety....


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Killer Joe]

well then, c'mere, I gots a lead rabbit to show ya!

*KJ grunts to pick up 50 lb lead rabbit*

 

[Oversoul]

*While Ransac is distracted with KJ and his lead rabbit, Oversoul lobs a lead ferret at Ransac's head.*

 

[Ransac]

*The lead ferret stops in mid-air about 3 feet from Ransac's head, while the 50 lb lead rabbit begins to levitate. Both of them begin to circle around Ransac while he laughs maniacally.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[train]

"Silly Wansac, Twix are for young goats..."

 

[Killer Joe]

*KJ starts to immediately sing Ride of the Valkyre ('The fat lady singing with the viking helmut on' song) really out of key with jazz 7ths just to distract his floating lead animals*

"Quick, someone stop this dude!"

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul flicks a small lead earwig into Ransac's open mouth while Ransac is distracted with his own maniacal laughter.*