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On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use' (I gotta admit, I'm curious).
On a Korean Knife: Keep out of Children
On a packet of Sainsbury's salted peanuts: 'CONTAINS NUTS' (duh!)
On a Swedish chain saw: 'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals'.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: Fly Delta).
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating'. (As night follows the day . . . .)
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): 'Do not turn upside down'. (Oops, too late!)
On the ingredients label for all Spam, it says 'Pork with Ham'
Printed on inside of solid cardboard sunscreen for car windshield: Remove Sunscreen before operating vehicle!( duh? how come?)
Pschitt - A german drink that doesn't sound too appetizing.
Sewn into the lining of a new clothing line: We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it all carefully by hand.
Smackers Chap Stick warning: Do not use on chapped lips.
On a bag of Fritos: 'You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside'. (Evidently, the shoplifter special)
On a Bar of Dove soap: Use Like regular soap. (And how would that be?)
On a box of cheerios: A great source of calcium when milk is added!
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly'.
Superpiss - a real-life Finnish cleaning fluid for windscreens that didn't do so well in the English-speaking market.
When Coca-Cola first shipped to China, they named the product something that when pronounced sounded like "Coca-Cola." The only problem was that the characters used meant "Bite the wax tadpole." They later changed to a set of characters that mean "Happiness in the mouth."
When Gerber first started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as here in the USA - with the cute baby on the label. Later they found out that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside since most people can't read.
The written material that comes with the Q Tip rectal thermometer states 'every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested'.
On a Korean Knife: Keep out of Children
On a packet of Sainsbury's salted peanuts: 'CONTAINS NUTS' (duh!)
On a Swedish chain saw: 'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals'.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: Fly Delta).
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating'. (As night follows the day . . . .)
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): 'Do not turn upside down'. (Oops, too late!)
On the ingredients label for all Spam, it says 'Pork with Ham'
Printed on inside of solid cardboard sunscreen for car windshield: Remove Sunscreen before operating vehicle!( duh? how come?)
Pschitt - A german drink that doesn't sound too appetizing.
Sewn into the lining of a new clothing line: We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it all carefully by hand.
Smackers Chap Stick warning: Do not use on chapped lips.
On a bag of Fritos: 'You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside'. (Evidently, the shoplifter special)
On a Bar of Dove soap: Use Like regular soap. (And how would that be?)
On a box of cheerios: A great source of calcium when milk is added!
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly'.
Superpiss - a real-life Finnish cleaning fluid for windscreens that didn't do so well in the English-speaking market.
When Coca-Cola first shipped to China, they named the product something that when pronounced sounded like "Coca-Cola." The only problem was that the characters used meant "Bite the wax tadpole." They later changed to a set of characters that mean "Happiness in the mouth."
When Gerber first started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as here in the USA - with the cute baby on the label. Later they found out that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside since most people can't read.
The written material that comes with the Q Tip rectal thermometer states 'every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested'.
