Some people just shouldn't be allowed to drink

[arhar]

Allow me to vent.

So I was at this party yesterday. Bla-bla-bla, everybody's drinking, having a good time, etc. So at one point, this one friend of mine starts whining that he's sick of everybody, he wants to go home, and he'll start driving right now. I tell him "Dude, you've been drinking since noon, it's 2 AM now, you're not going ANYWHERE, you're gonna lie down and go to sleep." Anyway, after half hour more of his drunken ranting and making an ass out of himself, he goes to sleep, and we move to another room and start playing cards.

Now, this is all happening in Long Island and he lives in Brooklyn - an hour to hour and a half away, depending on traffic. So half an hour later THIS MORON stumbles in our room, saying "I've left for Brooklyn, and half-way there, I killed a dog and so I came back."

Need I say more? The topic says it all!!!

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Substance abuse's effects are not limited to the abuser, people.
(So those of you who think people who "choose" to take drugs or to smoke should be allowed to screw themselves and others up, take notice.)

 

[Gizmo]

So whats the moral of this tale?
That irresponsible people do irresponsible things?

Somebody should have taken his car keys off him, perhaps.

 

[Spiderman]

I don't think there's a moral, just a vent.

But you're probably right, someone should have been the "keymaster".

 

[rkoelsch]

Ohh Ohh Ohh I want to be the gatekeeper!!!

 

[Evan_Mann]

I am the Keymaster! The Destructor will come, the Traveler! The Destroyer! Gatekeeper!


I am Vinz. Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer, Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia.

Are you the Gatekeeper?

 

[Svenmonkey]

Are you the Gatekeeper?

Yes.

 

[Evan_Mann]

You are the Gatekeeper?

Then the time has come for the Traveler!

Gozer the Traveler!

He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms.

During the Rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torb!

Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!

 

[arhar]

The intelligence level on this forum is soaring as usual

Where were all you guys yesterday, when we NEEDED the keymaster?

 

[Svenmonkey]

I was too busy driving under the influence of alcohol.

 

[Apollo]

Where were all you guys yesterday, when we NEEDED the keymaster?

Well, lessee, 2 AM, I was being sexually prepositioned by a robot. (Really!)

 

[Almindhra]

Originally posted by Apollo


Well, lessee, 2 AM, I was being sexually prepositioned by a robot. (Really!)

LOL!!!.....

Hmm, 2AM?...I think I was fooling people by-...Oh, nevermind......