So simple, I can't believe it's never been done

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by Istanbul, Apr 10, 2004.

  1. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    Angelic Elite (3WW)
    Creature - Angel
    Flying, first strike
    3/3
    Pure as mother's milk, swift as scorpion's sting.
  2. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    Are you hoping for such a card in one of your decks? Seems like a neat idea. but I dislike paying for that when I could just use a Serra Angel for the same cost. Though, a Loxodon Warhammer on your creation makes for a much better combo than Serra ;)
  3. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    No, I don't have a deck that needs it, it's just that it surprises me...10+ years of Magic, and never once has a 3/3 flying first strike been printed for white.
  4. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    Hmm, you have a good point. Closest I can think of off-hand is that awful bird soldier from Ice Age.

    Doofus Galoofus Rider
    4W
    Summon Dork
    Flying, First Stike, Banding
    "They ride big giant birds because they just love being around the big giant turds. This card is one such turd." -Irva Jursdotter, Clown Reporter
    2/2

    I think it was actually called Kjeldoran Sky Knight or something. So, maybe using it as a historical basis, your card should cost 4W. It would be fun to see. :D
  5. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Yeah, it's Kjeldoran Skycaptain though, but close...
  6. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    I think the name Doofus Galoofus Rider fits the card much better, on a flavor level that is.
  7. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    I would only add the word overcosted, but I guess that pertains more to the properties of the card than the flavor...
  8. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    Five mana was just way too much for it. Then again, it seems fitting five for a 3/3 first strike. I know all the angel players would use it.
  9. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    rkoelsch would be our local expert to ask here... :)

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