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Just a little bored, so I thought I'd post some really silly cards that provide nice effects, but with big drawbacks.
White Weenie Punishment
W
Instant
Choose one--Put a 2/2 white soldier creature token into play and target opponent gains ten life; or Remove target creature from the game and its controller draws two cards.
Entwine--1
Atinker
R
Instant
Kicker--RRR
Remove target artifact from the game. Atinker deals three damage to you.
If you paid the kicker, instead remove all artifacts from the game and Atinker deals five damage to you.
Blue's Useless Grizzly
1U
Creature--Bear
When Blue's Useless Grizzly comes into play, if you breathe, your opponents take an extra ten turns.
2/2
Red's Useless Grizzly
1R
Creature--Bear
When Red's Useless Grizzly comes into play, sacrifice all permanents you control.
2/2
Black's Useless Grizzly
1B
Creature--Bear
When Black's Useless Grizzly comes into play, your life total becomes one.
White Weenie Punishment
W
Instant
Choose one--Put a 2/2 white soldier creature token into play and target opponent gains ten life; or Remove target creature from the game and its controller draws two cards.
Entwine--1
Atinker
R
Instant
Kicker--RRR
Remove target artifact from the game. Atinker deals three damage to you.
If you paid the kicker, instead remove all artifacts from the game and Atinker deals five damage to you.
Blue's Useless Grizzly
1U
Creature--Bear
When Blue's Useless Grizzly comes into play, if you breathe, your opponents take an extra ten turns.
2/2
Red's Useless Grizzly
1R
Creature--Bear
When Red's Useless Grizzly comes into play, sacrifice all permanents you control.
2/2
Black's Useless Grizzly
1B
Creature--Bear
When Black's Useless Grizzly comes into play, your life total becomes one.