When the game store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his assistant’s hand was bandaged. Before he could ask about the bandage, the assistant said he had some very good news for him. "Guess what, sir?" the assistant said. "I finally sold that terrible case of Spellfire we've had for so long!" "Do you mean that repulsive CCG that never made it anywhere except through a print run, and UPS delivery service?" the manager asked. "That's the one!" "That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the worst CCG we've ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?" "Oh," the assistant replied, "after I sold the guy that case, his guide dog bit me."