Sefro found dead behind pasta factory

[Notepad]

No comics. No articles. No silly posts. No MTGO sightings. Where is that sonnuvagun?

Was he found dead behind a pasta factory?

Nope. Worse.

*DRAMATIC MUSIC*

I was in New Mexico, then decided I hated it so much, I moved back.

*EMBARASSING MUSIC: WHAH-WHAH-WHAAAAYAAAH*

So now that I'm back, I'll attempt to get back to writing and drawing. With any luck, the Fast Effects will be changed a bit for the better.

 

[orgg]

I was wondering where you had gone to, MadDog.

You'll have to tell me about it when MOL gets 'its mind right.'

 

[Notepad]

Its mind is wrong? Is that why it is super duper laggy and I am able to draft free as much as I want? Wowza....

 

[Spiderman]

You moved back? What made you move in the first place then?

 

[Notepad]

I thought it would be better than California....

I know, I know, how stupid does one have to be to make that sort of thought work as a "true" statement in their mind? I was thinking totally financially, since it costs like two million dollars for gas, and another seven million for a roach-infested hole in the wall when you live in Cali. But then I got to New Mexico, where everything's cheaper, and I realized it sucked so much the low prices were the only reason people would live out there, and even that wasn't much of an incentive.

To make it short, I realized I'd rather be homeless in beautiful California than live in a house in New Mexico. Fortunately, I'm not yet homeless.

 

[Rooser]

Careful with your New Mexico bashing...

As an Arizonan I have to view New Mexico as a "watered down" Arizona, so on one hand I want to applaud your criticism of the state, but on the other hand I'm wondering if your comments, should you ever spend a year in Arizona, wouldn't just be expressed as "It was just like Arizona, only worse!"

What am I saying? You might as well just go ahead and hate Arizona anyway, because we Arizonans have a saying, and that saying is "Oink California!"

 

[train]

That Arizona would even think of oinking California surprises me...

 

[Notepad]

Yes, I hate Arizona, too. Any state that wholely endorses White Supremacy*, and Pig Molestation has got to be one of the worst in the union. Not the worst, but very much in the Worst 10 Places to Go in USA. New Mexico is rounding out the top three.

And as for you liking it...well, even flies enjoy walking around on dog crap all day. That is, until they smell fresh aromas of a fine restaraunt's dumpester.

And that is what Cali is, a dumpster of trash, but at least it fine wines and richie meals in that dumpster. A beautiful bounty of junk.

Arizona, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Texas, Nevada, Utah...they're that turd you see in the toilet that has a little something neat about it while you stare, like red spots of a bright green tint. Then you realize no matter how interesting the corn is in your crap (despite not having eaten corn in weeks) , that it really is just a turd and you do honestly have to flush it.

After all, of all USA's territories, including remote little crappy islands, the government chose to detonate the first nuke in New Mexico. Guess that speaks wonders of how worthless the place really is.


*And yes, in the brief half hour I did spend in Kingman, I did most assuredly run into racism. Which is why when I drove back through on the return trip, I waved one hand high with a middle finger held high to that whole pile of crap the entire time. My brother held up both hands. Arizona, you get three middle fingers up for your racist crap. (The full four fingers has to go to the Classic CSA, though).

 

[Reverend Love]

Wow, never heard anything about Arizona being a haven for racists. Is this common knowledge?

 

[Rooser]

Oh, man, it's gonna be hard to keep this one flameless folks.

Arizona's not racist. Well, not any more than any other state, anyway. I mean, sure, I won't lie, there's some class division in south Phoenix, (Just like there is in LA *cough * cough*) and of course there are the subtle underlying racial issues that exist everywhere. And further, of course there are the occasional hidey-hole survivalist idckheads.

And if you're worried about MLK day, I'll have you know Arizona, didn't approve of the federal paid holiday because it was already a paid holiday here! I've got MLK Day off from school for as long as I can remember, and the last time I saw white trash was..........never, (Though I'm sure you can find it in Kignman).

It's funny because I remember the national news making a big deal out of some governor race on the east coast because one of the candidates was a woman. It's funny because the last three governor races in Arizona have been won by women, and our current Governor is a democrat. But clearly that information can't go to press because the media has a fun time selling sensationalist garbage about this state! Nothing to break the illusion that we're a bunch of mindless hicks!

90% of our population is urbanized, which is the highest rate in the nation. It's not our fault you drove through the 10% that isn't.

The average age of an Arizona resident is 17, two years below the national average. But yet clearly we're a state full of conservative old coots!

That said there are problems here, but there are problems everywhere. More important, communities actively debate the problems here. Yeah, the ban on ESL teaching is a bad move, but it's not exactly being enforced while a bunch of activists continue to fight it.

Our dunghole education system is probably the most viable shot you could take at us. It's bad here, and there's no foolin' about that.

In Arizona, conservative politicians get endorsements from liberal ones and vice versa. Just because we're not flaming liberals doesn't mean we're conservative fkucheads either.

Fact of the matter is, we're politically moderate and we're tired of getting picked on for thinking for ourselves!

Californians don't want to hear this stuff though. They just want to look at the shiny things.

 

[Notepad]

Of course us Californians are distracted by shiny things. Its all about GREEEEED over here, baby!

But I will say one good thing about Arizona: You guys produced David Spade.

(Wait, was that a good thing or bad???)

 

[Rooser]

It's a bood thing. There are worse things than David Spade, at least.

We also produced Steven Spielberg, but it's maybe a little silly to judge a place based off which famous Californians it produced...

Oh, and sorry about the pasta factory incident, BTW.

 

[Spiderman]

Thanks guys for not making me have to move this to Battle

I always wondered about the corn thing in your poop, I'm sure there's a decent explanation for it, it's just weird it happens with corn and not a lot of other vegetables

 

[train]

Your body doesn't digest through the "skin" or "shell" of the corn... It's mainly happens because all of the corn is not chewed properly, and you end up swallowing whole pieces of corn...

"That or farmer john paid you a visit in your sleep!!!"

 

[Spiderman]

Huh, I thought I chew my corn... but then I guess it's just the shells I see (not like I go through picking through it to see whether it's just the shell or the actual whole corn )

 

[Rooser]

Spiderman goes bathroom?

The illusion is destroyed! You seem all too human now!

 

[Spiderman]

I'm supposed to seem human, that's my appeal. Remember, I go to school, have girl troubles, have job troubles.... the bathroom is all part of the mix

 

[Notepad]

I didn't know Spiders ate corn.

But the shells in your dark matter aren't from lack of digestion. I asked a chocobo farmer, who happens to be a Clavat, about the problem and he said that evil Tonberries enchant the corn with magicite while its being grown. That way, when you eat the corn in battle to heap HP rather than cast Curaga on your party, the corn stays in your belly and grows. The shells you see in the toilet are really just the cobs that have grown to maturity and went through your digestive track and got pooped out.