Red-Heads of the CPA...Unite!

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Rando

Guest
Red-headed people are a minority to themselves!

We make up only 10% of the worlds population!

In ages past, we were either killed at birth as devil-spawn or exalted as being blessed by the gods!

Let us band together and stand against those with less special hair pigmintation!

Hazzah!
 
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DÛke

Guest
...

Don't look at me, I don't have red hair. I'm fully, powerful, dark black. The darkest. Yeah.

<gets out tarot cards, again (last time used on Ademis)>

Shuffles 3.5 times.

<Draws a card>

The Pot of Rain...

Well. You're from Missouri, I know that already. You have a red-hair? Well, then, your real name must be something like...hmmm...(why do I get a vision of one of the Brady Bunch in my mind?) Pot? I dunno...Pete? Peter? I don't think it's Marsha...I dunno. I'll go with Pete for now...

<Draws another card>

Well...Queen of Techra

Huh. You're married? Probably. Hmmm...for some reason, your wife doesn't want you working on computers...something like that...she doesn't trust you or something. For some reason.

Should I draw another card - or do I know too much already? :D

<peaks at the next card>

Embarassing.

:D
 
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Rando

Guest
DUke...what are you up too. Let's not embarass me...


...by-gones ya know.
 
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DÛke

Guest
...answer my questions accordingly Mr. Rando (if that's your real name)...

Is your name not Pete!? Or Peter?

Your wife does not want you using a computer...she's mostly against the net (?)...isn't she? IS SHE NOT?

Oh, what am I to reveal next -- about your upcoming mishap? Your abnormal way of thinking? Where do I start...

Ok, on Monday, you can thank me. Beware of this weekend. Period...
 
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Rando

Guest
All in confidence my friend. Don't make me have to run away, never to return...
 
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DÛke

Guest
...

You haven't answered my questions. ("...abnormal way of thinking...")

Oh, you can't run away, and you (as well as I, of course) know why...
 
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Rando

Guest
This is not where this thread was supossed to go.

...and I have no abnormal way of thinking...I just have a talent for being a selfish, ignorant ass at times.
 
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DÛke

Guest
...

Let this thread follow its desired course.

I have nothing to say...um...no...I mean, I can't say anything anymore...

Unite. Red Heads. I guess.
 
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Rando

Guest
Well, now there's no point. May as well make it a free for all.

Seen any good movies lately?
 
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Hetemti

Guest
The only redhead who plays magic that I know of is Goku...so, since we've confirmed a mere two, and this page is nothing but spam, I vote this thred be expunged. :p
 
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Rando

Guest
No!

That's 2! There must be more! Statistics alone mean that 10% of us are red-headed.
 
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Lotus Mox

Guest
10%? is that an american number or world wide?

Anyway I'm not red-headed, just darker blond.
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Dark-blonds of the CPA......UNITE!!!!!!

We have had too much oppression already fro myou redheads!!!!!

*Everybody stares at Ransac and they start pulling out guns.*


Um.....nevermind.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Rando

Guest
I'm pretty sure that's the world-wide percentage.

I'm sure that in some areas, say, Ireland, it's higher.
 
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Apollo

Guest
Sorta really-lightish-brown-or-maybe-really-dark-blonde-haired-but-just-where-a-hat-all-the-time-so-nobody-can-tell-anyway people of the CPA unite!

DUke, can you give me a tarot reading? Pretty please?
 
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Rando

Guest
Apollo -
Let me let you in on a little something...
the things that DUke is talking about, those aren't real tarot cards. I should know, for I have been reading the tarot for 10 years.
 
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EricBess

Guest
Hey Rando, speaking of Red Heads, what do you call a blonde with high blood pressure? :p :D :p :D
 
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terzarima

Guest
Heyhey, I do tarot too...

3 months and counting... :)
Oh well, I'm not THAT bad...

Oh yeah, you've seen me. Brown hair.
 
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