Ransac

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Ransac now has exactly 999 posts.

I think it would be a fitting tribute to him if he never posted again() - except in the Off-Topic and Battle Arena forums. This way, his momentous post count would be preserved for all eternity. Unlike when DÛke reset his post count (although of course DÛke didn't care), newbies wouldn't think he was a lurker and would take him seriously (or at least, for a few seconds. )

(No offense Ransac, notice the winks. )

By the way, I screwed up when posting the poll, so "Shawn" is supposed to be "Shawn 'The Discriminator' Jackson"

 

[Salacious Crumb]

SHut up you smell bad

Hoipa

 

[TURD CUTTER!!!]

Is that TICM or is that my fart?

*TURD CUTTER!!! takes a sniff*

Nope, it's my fart. Wait a minute..

*TURD CUTTER!!! takes another sniff*

Hmm...can't tell...

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Well, Turd Cutter, that depends on the location of your nose. If it comes from me, it's probably my BO.

 

[maraud234]

I think if Ransac posts one more time, we should have a 1000 post party for him. But we would forget to invite him.

 

[Salacious Crumb]

poor ransac

*Crumb smells TICM*
OH GOD!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Turd cutter, you said you had showered!

HOipa

 

[Prince RXI]

Hey, TICM!!! Are you rotting or something? Because you smell really whooo!!!!! Dang that smell is so strong!!!! The only thing that is worse that it is tic... oh, wait, that's you, nevermind, you are the worst smelling thing in the universe!!! I have to ask you, who in their right mind would say that I want my brother to stop posting to preserve his post count as 999?!?!?!?! I am proud that my borther has so many, but I want him or me to reach 50000 before we quitee being here. Which, by the way, will never happen, we will NEVER leave the CPA!!!!





Prince RXI, ...damn that smell is so bad

[Annoyance. All caps = BAD. --Zadok001]

 

[Ransac]

Hmm, I just recieved a PM from Thallid Ice Cream Man asking me to not post, except in Off-topic and Battle Arena. Am I just to bask in the Fall of Hame at 999 forever?


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Ransac]

I AM GOING CRAZY NOT POSTING ON THE OTHER FORUMS!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Ransac, cpa trash man that is going completely crazy

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

That, or maybe one of the admins could step in (Zadok001 has made his presence known on this thread, so I know he's there... BOO! ) and make Ransac's post count stay permanently at 999... if that's possible.

Or you could just forget it. Apparently I smell bad.

However, this might be a good time to document Ransac's descent from madness into supreme madness!

 

[Ransac]

I am going to post somewhere else now. I WILL HAVE 1000 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[TURD CUTTER!!!]

WE MUST STOP HIM! (I am not sure how we would do this)

Maybe he could have somebody do all of his other posts for him, except in off topic and battle arena.

 

[Ransac]

If you wish to read my 1000th post, it is in the Homemade Cards forum under the thread Suicide.

Enjoy.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Ransac]

Just for your guy's information, there are only 17 people, soon to be joined by YellowJacket for 18. Check the Members List under Top 10 posters to check who else is. This is pretty cool.




ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Insert multiple strings of "!!!!" here-Orgg]

(Yes, I know this is annoying, but bear with me) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[If you are going to do somthing so spammish, AT LEAST hit Return/Enter so that people with small computers don't have to wait for an hour. anyone does this again, an their post goes boom. Got me? -Orgg]

 

[Gerode]

Fuzzy510 is about to pass me in post count. He will be the only one who has passed me, other than you. I don't even think I talk that much. I guess I do.

 

[Ransac]

Just wish to point out that I am about to pass 1100 posts within the nest couple of days.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[maraud234]

You go through 100 posts faster than I go through 20. Well, maybe mostly cause I post in battle arena.