Ransac vs Maraud
- Thread starter Ransac
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maraud234
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huh?, fighting me... oh, ok
*Maraud unsheaths his mighty hole puncher and then promptly gets hit in the head with a blade of many words*
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*Maraud unsheaths his mighty hole puncher and then promptly gets hit in the head with a blade of many words*
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Dementia
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The crowd becomes completely silent as they eagerly wait to see who Dementia will double cross and hit with the chair...
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(Dementia unfolds the chair and takes a seat)
Just here to watch the fight folks
GO maraud234!! Punch some holes in him!!
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(Dementia unfolds the chair and takes a seat)
Just here to watch the fight folks
GO maraud234!! Punch some holes in him!!
*Ransac looks at Maraud's hole puncher and takes it.*
Thanks, I needed this for a project.
*Ransac briefly pauses the fight and takes out his English project. He then punches holes in the sides of each paper so he can fit them in a binder.*
Here you go.
*Ransac hands Maraud his hole puncher back. Ransac then uses the blade of many words to cut a wound on Maraud's arm.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Thanks, I needed this for a project.
*Ransac briefly pauses the fight and takes out his English project. He then punches holes in the sides of each paper so he can fit them in a binder.*
Here you go.
*Ransac hands Maraud his hole puncher back. Ransac then uses the blade of many words to cut a wound on Maraud's arm.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
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maraud234
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ha ha you think you have hurt me, you don't know the power of the school supplies
*Maraud whips out a tube of glue and seals his wound*
Now you will feel the wraith of my stapler, used in the fashion of a gun of course
*Maraud sends a barrage of staples at Ransac, one of which gets stuck in his eye, forcing him to say something very profound..... "I can't see"*
*Maraud whips out a tube of glue and seals his wound*
Now you will feel the wraith of my stapler, used in the fashion of a gun of course
*Maraud sends a barrage of staples at Ransac, one of which gets stuck in his eye, forcing him to say something very profound..... "I can't see"*
Let me finish what I was saying.
I....can't.....see....the....staple....in...my...eye. But, I can still see you.
*Ransac uses the power of the sword of many words on Maraud. Ransac thinks of a word and a beam comes out of his sword.*
Maraud: HA!!!!! That did NOTHING!!!!!!
*Maraud then realizes that he now hears voices around him saying nothing but the word "ascertain" over and over again. Maraud starts screaming."
Maraud: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ransac, cpa trash man
I....can't.....see....the....staple....in...my...eye. But, I can still see you.
*Ransac uses the power of the sword of many words on Maraud. Ransac thinks of a word and a beam comes out of his sword.*
Maraud: HA!!!!! That did NOTHING!!!!!!
*Maraud then realizes that he now hears voices around him saying nothing but the word "ascertain" over and over again. Maraud starts screaming."
Maraud: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ransac, cpa trash man
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maraud234
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Must.....call....upon...power..of...The rusty pencil sharpener!
*Maraud pulls out his most powerful weapon yet, the racket created by the rusty pencil sharpener can drown out any noise and drive anyone to near insanity......including Maraud*
Ransac:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maraud:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Must.....call....upon...power..of...The rusty pencil sharpener!
*Maraud pulls out his most powerful weapon yet, the racket created by the rusty pencil sharpener can drown out any noise and drive anyone to near insanity......including Maraud*
Ransac:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maraud:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Salacious Crumb
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*Crumb runs around insanely clawing at everything until the arena is a big bloody mess*
*Crumb sh*** on good old trusty Ransac*
Hoipa
*Crumb sh*** on good old trusty Ransac*
Hoipa
*Ransac, writhing in pain from the sounds from the rusty pencil sharpener, aims his blade again and fires.*
Maraud: What now? Huh? NO!!!!!!!! DELINIATE?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOO!!!!!!
*Maraud falls to the ground holding his head, in turn releasing the pencil sharpener. After that, Ransac also falls in pain, but assuredly not as much as Maraud is in right now.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Maraud: What now? Huh? NO!!!!!!!! DELINIATE?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOO!!!!!!
*Maraud falls to the ground holding his head, in turn releasing the pencil sharpener. After that, Ransac also falls in pain, but assuredly not as much as Maraud is in right now.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
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maraud234
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Seeing that we are both in alot of pain, I decree a short bathroom break.
*Both contestants go to the restroom, but Maraud doesn't go into the stall, instead he plants a banana right outside of where Ransac is taking a dump. When Ransac comes out he then slips and falls hitting his head*
*Both contestants go to the restroom, but Maraud doesn't go into the stall, instead he plants a banana right outside of where Ransac is taking a dump. When Ransac comes out he then slips and falls hitting his head*
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maraud234
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is that quick enough?
*Ransac, on the floor and rubbing where he fell on his head, points the sword again and Maraud falls in pain again.*
Maraud:ANTIDISESTABLSIHMENTARINISM??????!?!?!?!?!??! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*Maraud falls to the ground convulsing.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Ransac, cpa trash man
Maraud:ANTIDISESTABLSIHMENTARINISM??????!?!?!?!?!??! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*Maraud falls to the ground convulsing.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Ransac, cpa trash man
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Salacious Crumb
Guest
YOU CAN NOT HURT HIM! NOT WITH HIS.... CHEESE HELMET!
*Crumb beats himself with a sausage*
Hoipa
*Crumb beats himself with a sausage*
Hoipa
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maraud234
Guest
You can't hurt me because I'm the backwards man.
I think that cheese gave you some really bad breath
*Maraud gives Ransac a tic tac*
I think that cheese gave you some really bad breath
*Maraud gives Ransac a tic tac*
Thanks for the tic tac. Next time, bring the orange ones. They're the best.
I can't hurt you? I think I can. Backwards huh? Hold on.
pneumonounltramicroscopicsilicovolconiosis
*Ransac points his sword and fires one last beam at Maraud.*
Maraud: No. NO! SISOINOCLOVOCILISCIPOCSORCIMARTLUONOMUENP?!?! ARGH!!!!!!!
*Maraud's head explodes. Ransac covers Maraud's body for the 1-2-3.*
Gotta love the longest word in the english language.
Ransac, cpa trash man
I can't hurt you? I think I can. Backwards huh? Hold on.
pneumonounltramicroscopicsilicovolconiosis
*Ransac points his sword and fires one last beam at Maraud.*
Maraud: No. NO! SISOINOCLOVOCILISCIPOCSORCIMARTLUONOMUENP?!?! ARGH!!!!!!!
*Maraud's head explodes. Ransac covers Maraud's body for the 1-2-3.*
Gotta love the longest word in the english language.
Ransac, cpa trash man
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maraud234
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you got me while I was trying to understand what you were saying, oh well.
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Salacious Crumb
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YEAH! go ransac! the orange ones ARE the best
*Crumb loads ransac with orange tic tacs*
this will give you power!
Hoipa
*Crumb loads ransac with orange tic tacs*
this will give you power!
Hoipa