Ransac vs Maraud

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Ransac, Apr 18, 2001.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    I guess I'm fighting maraud. En guarde.

    *Ransac slashes at Maraud with his blade of many words.*




    Ransac, cpa trash man
  2. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    huh?, fighting me... oh, ok

    *Maraud unsheaths his mighty hole puncher and then promptly gets hit in the head with a blade of many words*
    ow
  3. Dementia CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac

    The crowd becomes completely silent as they eagerly wait to see who Dementia will double cross and hit with the chair...
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    (Dementia unfolds the chair and takes a seat)

    Just here to watch the fight folks:)

    GO maraud234!! Punch some holes in him!!
  4. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac looks at Maraud's hole puncher and takes it.*

    Thanks, I needed this for a project.

    *Ransac briefly pauses the fight and takes out his English project. He then punches holes in the sides of each paper so he can fit them in a binder.*

    Here you go.

    *Ransac hands Maraud his hole puncher back. Ransac then uses the blade of many words to cut a wound on Maraud's arm.*



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  5. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    ha ha you think you have hurt me, you don't know the power of the school supplies

    *Maraud whips out a tube of glue and seals his wound*

    Now you will feel the wraith of my stapler, used in the fashion of a gun of course

    *Maraud sends a barrage of staples at Ransac, one of which gets stuck in his eye, forcing him to say something very profound..... "I can't see"*
  6. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Let me finish what I was saying.

    I....can't.....see....the....staple....in...my...eye. But, I can still see you.


    *Ransac uses the power of the sword of many words on Maraud. Ransac thinks of a word and a beam comes out of his sword.*

    Maraud: HA!!!!! That did NOTHING!!!!!!

    *Maraud then realizes that he now hears voices around him saying nothing but the word "ascertain" over and over again. Maraud starts screaming."


    Maraud: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




    Ransac, cpa trash man
  7. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Must.....call....upon...power..of...The rusty pencil sharpener!

    *Maraud pulls out his most powerful weapon yet, the racket created by the rusty pencil sharpener can drown out any noise and drive anyone to near insanity......including Maraud*

    Ransac:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Maraud:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Salacious Crumb SevaTheSovietSoapDish

    *Crumb runs around insanely clawing at everything until the arena is a big bloody mess*
    *Crumb sh*** on good old trusty Ransac*

    Hoipa
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac, writhing in pain from the sounds from the rusty pencil sharpener, aims his blade again and fires.*


    Maraud: What now? Huh? NO!!!!!!!! DELINIATE?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOO!!!!!!

    *Maraud falls to the ground holding his head, in turn releasing the pencil sharpener. After that, Ransac also falls in pain, but assuredly not as much as Maraud is in right now.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  10. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac waits for Maraud to post.*


    Is there a time limit bewtween posts?



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  11. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    Seeing that we are both in alot of pain, I decree a short bathroom break.

    *Both contestants go to the restroom, but Maraud doesn't go into the stall, instead he plants a banana right outside of where Ransac is taking a dump. When Ransac comes out he then slips and falls hitting his head*
  12. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    is that quick enough?
  13. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac, on the floor and rubbing where he fell on his head, points the sword again and Maraud falls in pain again.*


    Maraud:ANTIDISESTABLSIHMENTARINISM??????!?!?!?!?!??! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


    *Maraud falls to the ground convulsing.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  14. Salacious Crumb SevaTheSovietSoapDish

    YOU CAN NOT HURT HIM! NOT WITH HIS.... CHEESE HELMET!

    *Crumb beats himself with a sausage*

    Hoipa
  15. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Daddy would you like some sausage?

    *Ransac eats the cheese helmet.*



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  16. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    You can't hurt me because I'm the backwards man.

    I think that cheese gave you some really bad breath
    *Maraud gives Ransac a tic tac*
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Thanks for the tic tac. Next time, bring the orange ones. They're the best.


    I can't hurt you? I think I can. Backwards huh? Hold on.


    pneumonounltramicroscopicsilicovolconiosis

    *Ransac points his sword and fires one last beam at Maraud.*

    Maraud: No. NO! SISOINOCLOVOCILISCIPOCSORCIMARTLUONOMUENP?!?! ARGH!!!!!!!

    *Maraud's head explodes. Ransac covers Maraud's body for the 1-2-3.*

    Gotta love the longest word in the english language.



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  18. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    you got me while I was trying to understand what you were saying, oh well.
  19. Salacious Crumb SevaTheSovietSoapDish

    YEAH! go ransac! the orange ones ARE the best:D
    *Crumb loads ransac with orange tic tacs*
    this will give you power!

    Hoipa
  20. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Hey, Maraud. Did you say I win, because if so, I'd like to post the result to Bob.


    Ransac, cpa trash man

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