Questions...

[train]

How tall was a smurf?...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?...

Why do we have a google?...

Why are pennies called pennies?...

What was a loin cloth called... was it underwear or overwear?...

Think there was anything between Barney & Wilma?...

Why isn't the truffle shuffle the popular dance craze nowadays?...

I thought Hammer was Too Legit To Quit?...

If Africa was the motherland... What's the fatherland?...

Why was Elmo red?...

Think there was anything between Big bird and Snuffy?...

What is a fraggle?...

Why did Magic have only 5 colors?...

Why do many brain teasers not really tease the brain and just stress you out?...


Just wondering...

 

[Svenmonkey]

Why do we have a google?...

Well, considering it's not a word, I have no idea.

Why was Elmo red?...

He's covered in semi-congealed blood. As my little sister once said, "Get that bloody thing away from me!"

What is a fraggle?...

I don't know, but it sure is rockin'.

Think there was anything between Big bird and Snuffy?...

I thought the same thing when I saw Elmo Saves Christmas, in which Snuffy went off to visit his aunt for Christmas and Big Bird was so depressed just because he couldn't see Snuffy for a few days. I think they're having a soap opera-type overdramatic relationship.

 

[Killer Joe]

Wasn't Germany once considered "The Fatherland"?

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

How tall was a smurf?...
3 board feet

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?...
swiftius altius fortius

Why do we have a google?...
So all the deformed goggles that don't have tails on the second g don't feel bad.

Why are pennies called pennies?...
Racism.

What was a loin cloth called... was it underwear or overwear?...
Ask theorgg, I don't want to go there...

Think there was anything between Barney & Wilma?...
They're both bisexual monkeys, sure.

I thought Hammer was Too Legit To Quit?...
So did he until he found his wife and a banana in bed.

If Africa was the motherland... What's the fatherland?...
Germany, ten points for Killer Joe.

Why was Elmo red?...
Racism.

Think there was anything between Big bird and Snuffy?...
I know what was between them... elmo

What is a fraggle?...
A euphemism for an australian hermaphrodite with a vacuum cleaner company.
(no offense to any companies out there)

Why did Magic have only 5 colors?...
Racism.

Why isn't the truffle shuffle the popular dance craze nowadays?...
Racism.

Why do many brain teasers not really tease the brain and just stress you out?...
I have news train. the doctor and the health teacher lied. your brain is in your colon.

Thank you, I'd like $1.25.

 

[FmK-AnC]

i think somone is racist? (ice cream) anyone else think that... either that or hes a slave from the time before abe lincoln... who ran away and has a pc now... and than... where did he get all those stupid answers? i mean.. i wish i could make shtuff like that up thank you i would like to be the next bill gates

 

[Mazzak]

You can blame racism for everything. There is no problem in the world that is not caused by the man tryin' to keep a brotha down.

 

[train]

According to Merriam-Webster

Main Entry: goo·gol
Pronunciation: 'gü-"gol
Function: noun
Etymology: coined by Milton Sirotta born about 1929 nephew of Edward Kasner died 1955 American mathematician
Date: 1938
: the figure 1 followed by 100 zeroes equal to 10^100

I think the search engine just didn't know how to spell when they came up with google...

as for the others I was stumped...


Svenmonkey you saw elmo saves christmas?...