post your engrish

[MrXarvox]

http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr

go here, pick a phrase, translate it to japanese and then back to english... for those with time to put to a complete waste I heartily recommend it.

One of my best so far:

"There is a powerful doughnut in me, everyone consumes me of down time eventually"

 

[train]

For all of you foreign lingo talkers out there...

vous aiment un certain manteau???

Wurde Sie mögen irgendeinen Mantel???

voi gradiscono un certo cappotto???

você gostam de algum revestimento???

¿usted tienen gusto de un poco de capa???

Would you like some Coat?

 

[Ransac]

I und Ihr Vater waren beide wütend in der Liebe mit dem snowblower, aber Ihre gemußt zum Tod für ihn kämpfen. Folglich aßen Sie beide Leberwurst, bis eine von Ihnen weg von einer Klippe in der Verzweiflung sprang, die Sie gewesen sein würde. Jetzt bastardizes Ihr Vater das snowblower, als ob es sein Selbst war.


THE RANDOMNESS SPREADS TO OTHER COUNTRIES!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Lotus Mox]

OW! Ransac, it hurts me to read that.

Just in case you don't know that already: at www.engrish.com you can find real Engrish, it's hilarious.

 

[Ransac]

Vous ne pouvez pas avoir le weasel, parce que il est enceinte avec l'enfant de l'amour d'Almindhra. Ne pouvez-vous pas voir quelle douleur vous serez causeriez en forçant le weasel à manger moldly du fromage au loin de vos testicules? Pour la honte, vous petit, peu de, baloon minuscule de l'eau. Pour la honte!


Debo confesar. Hice pis en su gato ayer por la noche y lo limpié con un chorro de agua abajo del tocador en rabia. No podría ayudarle. La tenía el venir. Cómo era supuse para saber que le casaron con ella. Qué clase de monstruo enfermo es usted de todos modos. Un would've verdadero del hombre casó a su madre.

Non potete prendere il mio cappello del derby, dato che ho crapped esso ma in soltanto una volta. Come lo manterreste dal mio dovere solenne di crapping in cappelli se togliete il cappello che è il più prezioso a me. Posso vedere perchè ora vi danno dei calci dalla scuola del barbiere, voi fiend.

Dê-me meu rato, de modo que eu possa o moldar para o assassinato. Não tente parar-me, porque eu sou louco no pé, e eu retrocedê-lo-ei na região testiclular de seu abdômen mais baixo. Não pense do eu não , porque eu sou um campeão anterior do mundo em tal matéria e eu gosto de comer o spinich no brinde do centeio

THE RANDOMNESS SPREADS TO MORE COUNTRIES!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[train]

Translating into english for the Coat-High Ransac, I sold him a special batch, I shall use this as a marketing tool!!!...

I and your father were both furiously in the love with more snowblower, but their had to death for it to fight. Therefore you ate both liver sausage, until one away from you jumped from a cliff in the despair, which would have been you. Now bastardizes your father more snowblower, as if it its was.

*Ransac... hallucinating, believes his hand has a father - the rest you have already read...

You cannot have the weasel, because it is pregnant with the child of the love of Almindhra. Can't you see which pain you will be would cause by forcing the weasel to eat moldly cheese with far from your testicles? For shame, you small, few, baloon tiny of water. For shame!

*Effects of Coat-induced fantasies...

I must confess. I made piss in its cat yesterday at night and I cleaned it with a water spurt under the dressing table in rage. It could not help him. It had coming. How it was I supposed to know that they married to him with her. What class of ill monster you are anyway. Would've true of the man married to its mother.

*Still hallucinating, Ransac has chosen a pet cat as a urinal...

You cannot take my hat of the derby, since I have crapped it but in only once. As you would maintain it mine it must solemn of crapping in nails head if you remove the hat that is most precious to me. I can see why hour gives you of soccer from the school of the barber, you fiend!

*Side effects of this special batch involve extreme bowel movements...

It gives my rat to me, in way that I can molding for the murder. He does not try to stop me, because I am wild in the foot, and I will retrocede it in the region to testiclular of its lower abdomen. I do not think of not, because I am a previous champion of the world in such substance and I taste to eat spinich in the toast of the rye.

*Additional side effects include, finding a love object, and an insatiable appetite...

If you'd like to order some of this special batch of Coat, please dial: 1-800-We saw what it did to Ransac on CPA, and we want to be random too!!! Operators are standing by...

 

[theorgg]

Mabe I'm not doing it right...

PIKATHULU ALBLUJA came out as ALBLUJA PIKATHULU...


Bla!

 

[Svenmonkey]

"I am the pants chancellor." became "I am first-class secretary of the pants."

"Arthur is my hero." became "The ASA- it is my hero."

"Get off the weed, man!" became "Separated profit do from the weed namely the person!"

That is one bad translator. You can make engrish out of anything on it.

Edit: I just tried going from English to Japanese to English to Spanish, then back to English. Here's the result- "That kid is creeping me out, man" somehow turned into "As far as that boy I, like for the person. it is "

Another edit: "Butt pig" turns into "bat cover." I just had to share that.

 

[train]

Maybe it's all subjective....

Maybe Pig Butts make Bat Cover a.k.a. Guano???

 

[MrXarvox]

I determine time, landed my caboose under the staircase, because with the point which me on that ruckus jammere, roceeded. Longshoreman however spoke with me, which was not useful, because him my auseinanderbaute arsebone.

Present I went to the zoo, looked at the animal. But that the animal namely was not the log which that is.

This was cool, braker fell of socks but, ours 99 percent had pushed the case all. How much for we they could not look at dung of the cow, but, it had everything, consequently in some place we who you if did not worry and if the sight in everything had known ed. In 46 days was not the red painting or the some cheeses, but, consequently we we turn, the end to discover the fact that are restricted to substitute in the hotel of Yemeni as for us finally the monument of the rock of commemoration of henge, but crested.

 

[theorgg]

It works now! Japanese, Chinese, and Korean arn't supported by my computer!

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" INTO AND BACK!

German:

Their whole lower surface are hearing us

Spanish

All its base is belongs to us


French:

All your base are belong to us

Portugese:

All its base is in belongs them

Italian:

All my base is belong to we (sounds romantic, donut?)


Sadly, it won't tell me what Yatta! means... buggar.

 

[MrXarvox]

I the sixpence used in this lump; I the scoundrel like you do not share that.

As salesman everyone of insurance first the hell of the place not driven, today, as for me it is the salesman of insurance from the hell.

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(as if it wasn't already) I turned all your base into Engrish! ("hectare" is apparently how they translate "ha")

Something happens?
someone the bomb set up us.
Do we you how is a gentlemen, obtain the message where the principal screen you who are turns that?
your basis everything belongs to us who do not possess your time which makes the chance where you continue, it is.
Hectare hectare hectare.
Launch zig. everything where you have known your what which moves for large justice zig..
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[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Stand and fight we do consider, reminded of an inner pact between us, that's seen as we go, and ride there, in motion, to fields in debts of honor defending.

(from "The Gates of Delirium," Yes, Relayer)

when translated from English to Japanese and back became

To field of debt of defense of fight reputation which we consider, with the movement, with as for standpoint, making the agreement inside the between us remember, we go, it rides there with it is seen simultaneously.

Of course, Jon Anderson's lyrics (see signature for more) would qualify as Engrish anyway, so it's not that big a deal.

EDIT: I sent that engrishified into italian and back and got this:

To the field of the debit of defense of reputation of fight which we consider, with the movement, with as far as the point of view, rendering them to the agreement to the inside of in average ricordisi of, we they go, it guides here with it is seen simultaneously.

 

[Almindhra]

"When poop of I my trousers he is exciting."

"This cucumber ate my salt juice so me must kill it"

"Its nozzle has hit my eye as a large cake of the peak and has hit towards the outside mine pupilla in million parts."

 

[Shiro, Time Devourer]

I doctored a Google page in Daravonese: Too bad I can't post HT.

 

[Shiro, Time Devourer]

Mirari's Wake/Wake of Mirari

When the land which you control because of the mana, being hit with 1 mana of which color which is added, as for any creative things which you control the land which obtains +1/+1. can create to the pool of your mana with anytime.

Nantuko Husk/Shell of Nantuko

Designate creative ones as sacrifice: The shell of the Nantuko obtains +2/+2 to end of revolution.

Rites of Initiation/Rites of start

Abandon many of the cards from your hand randomly: If end of revolution for each card like this did, until it abandoned, any creative things which you control obtain +1/+0.

Unnatural Selection (Thankfully unharmed.)

1: Choose the type of creative ones other than wall. Type of target creative ones becomes that type to end of revolution. " What kind of character it makes, it can modify the magic. "


You don't even want to know what Altavista can do to full card descriptions, as is the case with one of my own cards.

The legal XRR of the Miranda law of the instantly unusual Miranda copes the damage of the X to target creative ones. In order for you to do that, perhaps you it removes the law of the Miranda from the game. You cope, as for law of the Miranda the damage of the X to the controller of the creative ones.

You for I fire ball 5 damage.

 

[Bob]

The variety conquers the world. Don't you believe me? you eventually! MUA hectare hectare HAAA!