I think, screw creatures. Well, creatures are nice. But, you know, WotC appealing to retarded creature-lovers made Legions the supposed best-selling set of all time. But why not appeal with a set who's storyline is all about the sluts of Magic? You know, the Elvish Ranger? Serra Angel? That slime bondage elf thing from Earthbind? Visara? No...no, wait, no Visara *clears head* Imagine how many lonely geeks would flock to stores to buy cards if the whole set was nothing but topless or near-naked chicks on every card!?! It would make WotC millions! Oh, and the storyline, since this is a storyline forum...well, it goes like this... In a world where hope is lost, peril is near, and no man dares face the destiny that only a woman can. WotC brings you: The story of ten young women with over-developed bodies who must battle it out at the rainbow chrome pole, to become the stripper who will lead the demoralized masses to salvation! Yeah, you know you want it!