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I think, screw creatures. Well, creatures are nice. But, you know, WotC appealing to retarded creature-lovers made Legions the supposed best-selling set of all time.
But why not appeal with a set who's storyline is all about the sluts of Magic? You know, the Elvish Ranger? Serra Angel? That slime bondage elf thing from Earthbind? Visara?
No...no, wait, no Visara *clears head*
Imagine how many lonely geeks would flock to stores to buy cards if the whole set was nothing but topless or near-naked chicks on every card!?! It would make WotC millions!
Oh, and the storyline, since this is a storyline forum...well, it goes like this...
In a world where hope is lost, peril is near, and no man dares face the destiny that only a woman can. WotC brings you: The story of ten young women with over-developed bodies who must battle it out at the rainbow chrome pole, to become the stripper who will lead the demoralized masses to salvation!
Yeah, you know you want it!
But why not appeal with a set who's storyline is all about the sluts of Magic? You know, the Elvish Ranger? Serra Angel? That slime bondage elf thing from Earthbind? Visara?
No...no, wait, no Visara *clears head*
Imagine how many lonely geeks would flock to stores to buy cards if the whole set was nothing but topless or near-naked chicks on every card!?! It would make WotC millions!
Oh, and the storyline, since this is a storyline forum...well, it goes like this...
In a world where hope is lost, peril is near, and no man dares face the destiny that only a woman can. WotC brings you: The story of ten young women with over-developed bodies who must battle it out at the rainbow chrome pole, to become the stripper who will lead the demoralized masses to salvation!
Yeah, you know you want it!