Pay per view- champion-ship flaming title matchup!

[Reveal]

*Reveal walks down the ramp flailing his arms as if he were Goldberg, Reveals entrance theme is playing and the forum spectators boo like mad!*
I'm gonna whipe you out Poo!
*Step's into the ring, dancing around like MIke Tyson*
*Climbs turn buckle and roars with excitement to the crowd! aaargh!*

 

[poo]

Poo walks out the curtain mad that his manager challenged him, so as Superthug by Norega plays and Howard Finkel blares vocals over the mic he comes up behind him and breaks him like a kit kat bar. Then he step's into the ring charges Reveal and closeline's him from behind and begin's to kick him with his steel toed shiz kickers.

 

[Reveal]

*Rolls out of the ring to avoid getting anymore mudholes stomped into him*
*Grabs the bell and clocks Poo with it straight to the head as soon as he rolls out after him!*
*Picks Poo up by the hair*
*Attempts a closeline but is tossed onto the Spanish announce table!* Argh, BASTARD!

 

[poo]

falls to his feet as he bleeds from the head. slowly pulls himself up from the ground notices a fat fan talking smack grabs his hotdog and fists it down his throat. then he turns grabs the ring bell hit's reveal in his nut bag with it while he lays on the table, then slides in the ring and does a back flip off the top rope putting both of them through the table knocking both unconscious as the fan falls to the ground choking to death.

 

[Reveal]

*Wakes up holding head*
*Crawls under the ring and almost gets under it but Poo drags him back out by his feet*
*Little does Poo know that Reveal grabbed a fire extinguisher, and just as Poo is about to throw a punch, he is down on the floor holding his head after the knock-out blow by the fire extinguisher!*

 

[poo]

just as Reveal was rolling poo back into the ring to go for the pin Hulk Hogan hits the ring and hits reveal with the boring 3 punches then irish whips him into the rope and hits him with the big boot, but as he runs (very slowly with a limp) back into the ropes poo getting up grabs the top rope sending hogan over the top rope to the floor with a loud boom that breaks his old hip and sends the steroids shooting out of his tights. poo runs and covers reveal 1, 2, but reveal kicks out, and then they reverse every move back and forth with the crowd screaming in appreciation for 20 minutes, until they both get tired and go outside and get a chair and take a seat for a moment.

 

[Reveal]

You think that old fool was going to help you win eh?!
*Gets up from chair, folds it up and pummels poo on the top of the head with it! Poo didn't even know what hit him!*
*Rolls poo into the ring and sits him up against a turn buckle*
*Pulls pants down*
STINK FACE!

 

[poo]

poo dazed get's awakened by the smell of shiz coming from an oink fastly approaching his face like a comet in space, he grits his teeth and starts holding his breath, but right when the crater's where fixing to smash his face, Reveal get's grabed and thrown to the ground by Rikishi who pumbles Reveal unconscious. Poo happy for not getting oinkified gets up the lights darken and they start doing the electric slide back and forth across the ring, until Reveal gets up and blind sides Poo, but Rikishi makes a save with a side kick sending Reveal flying into the corner. Rikishi looks at the crowd they pop with cheers he slaps his watermelon sized oink cheeks and starts to back them up, but this awakes reveal slightly, who turns white like he saw a ghost and at the last moment pulls himself out of the ring as Rikishi's oinkhole swallows the middle turnbuckle.

 

[Reveal]

Damnit Ref, shouldnt he be disqualified?! That's two people that have come and saved his oink!
*Punches Rikishi who is unable to move because of the turnbuckle lodged in his arse keeping him in place*
*Poo is still doing electric slide*
*Reveal low blows him from behind!*
*Poo kneels to the floor holding his croth*
*Reveal kneebashes Poo who falls backwards and lying face up on the mat!*
*Does the worm* "Woo! Woo! Woo!" *Bam, Reveal drops an elbow on the already bleeding nose of Poo*!
*As Reveal roars to the crowd, Poo gets up and the small package on Reveal! *"One, two..."

 

[poo]

this is a no rules match as always, title doesn't change hands on a DQ anyway

reveal kicks out sending poo out of the ring. poo get's up and stumbles down the ramp way, with reveal following, poo turns quickly and closelines reveal, then stomps him unconscious. he then goes to below the top of the ramp sets up two tables, which he drags reveal to the top of the ramp and pushes him on the top table, which he follows up with a elbow drop putting both through the tables. a couple minutes later poo get's up and something catches his eye, as reveal lays there finally bleeding. poo walks over to the consesion stand where he knocks out the the vender and starts drink beers with Scott Hall, but as they drink glass shatter's and Stone Cold comes running down and pumbles poo, but poo hits stone cold with a couple punches, but BOOM out of no where Stone Cold hit's poo with a stunner sending him flying into a row of Playboy playmates where his fall is cushioned by a couple DD breasts. Reveal get's up real slow and walks over to Stone Cold to shake his hand for saving him, but stone cold flips him off and stunners him, as Reveal stumbles forward and falls he strikes Stone Cold's two 3ft thick knee pads sending Stone Cold to the ground crippled, as Poo acts like he can't get up from on top of the Play mates.

 

[Reveal]

*Poo gets a glance of the playmates that saved his fall*
"AAAAH" Screams poo!
It turns out that poo landed on a crowd of fatoinkes stuffing their faces!
*Poo Franticly gets ouf of the crowd and gets back to the ring where he is met by a fist to the face!*
*Reveal moving exhaustingly, he puts Poo onto the top turnbuckle and suplexes him off of it! Poo lands on stoneCold somewhat saving his fall*
*Reveal grabs a can of beer, pops it open, chugs it down and then smashes the can into Poo's face; or tries anyway, Poo stops the attack and counters by kneeing the exhasuted reveal in the head!*

 

[poo]

poo then picks reveal up and bombards him with three belly-to-belly suplex's. as he picks up reveal, reveal forarms poo off and poo runs at reveal and pokes him with his forefinger which reveal suprisingly falls to the ground from and then poo goes for the pin 1, 2

 

[Reveal]

3!!!
DING DING DING!
Reveal has lost the match!
*Crowd swarms the ring beating down Poo trying to take his hard core title belt!*
Hah, It's a good thing Reveal didn't win this one after all!*
*Grabs a Steve-Weiser from the cooler and tosses one to RADMAN *

 

[poo]

Adrian Street, I did it ya cross dessing chew toy. Slaps a couple fans around then heads toward the back with a case of bud light and a couple groupies.

 

[Reveal]

*A hidios face of a no-body appears on the titentron (SP?)
Announcer: Who's that no-body?
Unknown nobody: I am Wonko, and I have come to take over wrestling because it is dumb and I hate it!
*Suddenly, Wonko is beat down backstage!*
Wonko has been put to rest! Now he knows not to bad-talk wrestling!*