I found Osama Bin Laden in a grocery store.
So I walked up and said, "HEYYYYYY!!!!, Mr. Lederhosen. Whyfor you throw planes at us?"
So he says, "I didn't mean to. I was aiming for Norway, but I'm a lousy shot."
Then I said, "HEYYYYYY!!!!, Mr. Osodomy Bend-Over. Why you hate Americans?"
So he says, "Because of the Teletubbies and Friends. Your TV programs suck lately."
Then I said, "HEYYYYYY!!!!, Mr. Ben-Hur. Whyfor you gotta big beard?"
So he says, "I like to hide pies in there. I like pie."
So I kicked him in the nuts until his nose bled.
That's MY line.