Oooh fresh meat! newbie here!

Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by urzas_mistress, Jul 28, 2000.

  1. urzas_mistress New Member

    hello peeps! ^_^ new here. been posting like a fiend, so you guys are probably already SICK of me. :-o

    anyone here play apprentice? i need some practice for qualifiers. oh and of course casual play is cool... but damned apprentice can't handle shahrazad. (my FAVORITE card.) sometimes i fork shahrazad. actually i have a pink deck with shahrazad, divine intervention, teferri's puzzlebox, sands of time, and (my FAVORITE creature) soldier of fortune. (he works GREAT with the puzzlebox.)
  2. theorgg Slob


    I would play strip magic, but I'm hetero, and there's no women that are gamers around here...
    and some queer might be playing, and I'm a bit homophobic...


    anyway, Welcome to the CPA. How's Urza?
  3. Jaws10387 Hiding

    Welcome to the CPA! I have apprentice. :p
  4. urzas_mistress New Member

    if you're homophobic, then i guess i shouldn't tell you how urza is lol! okay, i shall spill it all. urza is very much the gay man. he's married (for show). lately he took me up as a mistress, hoping the scandal of his mistress would drown out the scandal of the "lab boy" incident. apparantly urza was "having his way" with his male students, and threatened them with bad grades if they didn't perform as he wished. when a trio of the boys threatened to go public, they mysteriously disappeared...

    i like the job of mistress. ^_^ i get to go shopping (on his dime, of course!) the only problem is i can't pursue publically my love affair with ertai. *sniffle* my one true love!!

    (yes, i just pulled all of that completely out of my @ss. lol!)

    yay! you have apprentice. we can play! i need practice for masques block. ^_^
  5. Mikeymike Captain Hiatus

    Its nice to see the "other woman" has an identity.
  6. garfobo Member

    Welcome, i hope u dont dissapear either!
  7. FoundationOfRancor The Gunslinger

    Teh dudes busting his ass (sorry!) to stop the phyrexian onslaught and you gotta go and call him gay! ouch! thats harsh, but welcome.
  8. Apollo Bird Boy

    Where does that ^_^ thing come from? I know someone else that does it. Is it a smilie type thing?

    And as for Urza, I always knew there was something "different" about him...
  9. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    Tag Guard

    I met Urza once.
    He had a very disturbing respect for one of my elvish generals.
    They were also alone for quite some time.... :D
  10. FoundationOfRancor The Gunslinger

    Where you been at!!??
  11. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    My computer got screwed yesterday after I accidently messed up the display properties. Plus I had a friend come over.

    FoR: You still want to do the Sliver Storyline over e-mail?

    [Edited by Multani on July 30th, 2000 at 07:48 PM]
  12. FoundationOfRancor The Gunslinger

  13. Jaws10387 Hiding

    About the storyline for the sliver set how is it coming? If you want help email me at
    I want a copy of the story when it's done.
  14. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

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