Oh the irony..........

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Dementia

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It wasn't more than two weeks ago that Mtg message boards were a horrable battleground of spam, but with the new message boards everything seems to be going Ok.

Now the spam wars seem to have switched over to Wizards.com boards. It seems that with 10118 members registered on the board the mods just can't keep up.
 
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Dementia

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Go over to wizards go to the magic boards and go to the thread "I love noodles" and you'll see what I'm talking about.
 
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Griffith_se

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mr. pants
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posted March 29, 2001 12:46 PM PT (US)



i love noodles
Librarian of
Alexandria
Member
posted March 29, 2001 01:04 PM PT (US)



noodles suck. they're so slow and every recipe has an answer for noodles. i usually side them out after every meal.

here, this is what i'd do:

take out 4 noodles and add 4 spaghetti bow-ties, then try to find room for meat sauce and some garlic bread.

this should win most 1st course meals, but you'll still have trouble vs seafood after sideboarding.

it's all about the making the correct meta-meal decision though.

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[This message has been edited by Librarian of Alexandria (edited March 29, 2001).]
Squall 007
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posted March 29, 2001 01:24 PM PT (US)



Roflmao!
15751
Member
posted March 29, 2001 01:43 PM PT (US)



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Chezzelvisbob
Member
posted March 29, 2001 08:12 PM PT (US)



The problem with noodles is if your opponent can get out rice before or soon after you finish your noodles, you're in serious trouble. Your only answer here is serious garnish for your
noodles because rice has more staying power. However, keep in mind that noodles are quicker than Rice so you should be able to win if you play that advantage. If you're not playing Type
II, consider using Pasta instead of noodles, but beware that Pasta is on the watch list because it's TOO good.

Five tons of Flax,
Mal
Grandfather
Sengir
Member
posted March 30, 2001 12:22 AM PT (US)



Playing on luck I mostly use:
Soup;
(GG)Enchant noodles.
~ drowns enchanted noodles. Noodles get a -0/-1 counter every upkeep.

Before losing all their abilities and dying, I usually try:
eat;
Pick up all noodles, suck on them, chew a little and then swallow. Noodles eaten this way can't be regenerated.

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... Hey! Where are you going? Not so fast! (damn where did I put my cane..)
 
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Dementia

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It makes me mad because the first day those boards were up I went a little off topic on something and they removed the thread but now crap like this doesn't even get paid attention to.

They also aren't doing anything about the swearing. I know Spidey I've got no roon to talk about swearing ;) but it makes me mad when I get my thread removed when someone else doesn't when we did the exact same thing.

Unfairness just pisses me off :mad:
 
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Cateran Emperor

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Aye, that's the Pie thread alright (thinks fondly back of those days)

The difference is that we have an Off-Topic forum, and that's where all that dessert related insanity went. We are more of a community than most other Magic boards, mainly because we're the ONLY real significant casual board anywhere on the web. The Wizards site though, that's rather considerably different. People would go there expecting some level of intelligent debate.

And besides, at least Pie was funny.
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

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I doubt they try to keep up. WotC probably set up those boards to get traffic.
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Further proof that the CPA is superior to all other message boards. FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Fuzzy510 walks away, coughing.
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Well, like you said Dementia, maybe the mods are overwhelmed. I get the luxury of being able to look at almost every post here, but if there's a "post a minute" over there, there's no way I could do that (during work, that is ;)). So people are going to slip through...
 
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Zadok001

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Well, MtGNews has me for a Mod now... :) God, I'm asking for it. My life is so friggin' busy now!
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
The CPA spreads its insiduous tentacles everywhere... soon we will be like the Borg and assimilate them. :)

Or do we really want that? Hmm... ;)
 
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Daggertooth

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we are the CPA. you will be assimilated. Resistance is Futile
 
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fuzzy510

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CPA Assimilation wouldn't be bad. That is, if we didn't have the optical nerve. I shudder at the thought of the optical nerve.
 
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