*clicks tongue* Tut, tut, Gerode.
Hiya, and welcome aboard!
/begin{nickname speech}
Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy.

See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'.

/end{nickname speech}