Nightstalkers Ramblings #1

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Nightstalkers

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Let's assume for a second that Yetis exist. What would they eat? I mean, we always see pictures of them wandering around on the slope of some snowcovered mountain, with nary a shrub or tasty mountain goat in sight. Do they somehow gain sustenance from yellow snow left behind by mountain climbers? Or do they have a secret system of caves somewhere within the mountain itself, a secret paradise along the lines of Shangri-La where they can frolic and play without fear? I'm guessing it's Shangri-La, where all the Yeti kick back and suck down tasty mountain-goat burgers while watching women's basketball on an HDTV. Now, that's the life. In fact, I'm putting on my snowshoes and getting the hell out of here. I will find the Yeti Shangri-La!
 
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orgg

Guest
I saw a snowcone shop around here this summer. they had an ad in the window featuring a two-foot tall snow cone. The caption was 'Come and Enjoy our Snow!' or something very similar.

The giant yellow ball of ice above the cup was a bit... hilarious.

When I pointed it out to the workers... they didn't get it. The manager started chuckling as he went into the back, though.

;)
 
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Notepad

Guest
I think they go to the 7-11 and eat hot dogs. That;s what I would do.
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
I thought yetis were like the Abomidable Snowman or Bigfoot... like the same "race" but in a different place in the world.
 
Oversoul

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
Different names for essentially the same thing (different names from different places) since none of them have been captured for classification, it's unknown which species they would be...
 
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