Now you know how it feels, Zero.
J/K. Go ahead and steal speeches - it makes things more interesting!
Welcome aboard! I'm the aforementioned (and much magligned) Zadok, obviously. Thus, I have three purposes here. #1, so say Welcome aboard, which I have already accomplished, twice.
#2, to tell you that Hawaian Mage is off his rocker, and that he indeed is NOT in charge around that (Ed Sullivan is). Don't worship him, the rewards aren't worth the effort...
And, #3, the infamous nickname speech.
/begin{nickname speech}
Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy.
See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'.
/end{nickname speech}