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Multani
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These are just some Unglued type cards I made that centers around me.
Kitchen Sink
Land
Tap: Add one B to your mana pool
Tap: Add one U to your mana pool
Watch out for the dishes!
Bathroom Tub
Land
Tap: Add one W to your mana pool
Tap: Add one U to your mana pool
Rubber Ducky...Rubber Ducky...lalalallaaa. Rubber Ducky
Lawn
Land
Tap: Add one G to your mana pool
Tap: Add one W to your mana pool
Compost Heap
Land
Tap: Add one R to your mana pool
Tap: Add one G to your mana pool
Trash Can
Land
Tap: Add one R to your mana pool
Tap: Add one B to your mana pool
Eeewwww. Yuck!
Schimelphenig Middle School
Legendary Land
Tap: Add 1 to your mana pool
During your upkeep, Schimelphenig Middle School deals
1 damage to all players.
All draw a card during your upkeep
Deck the school with gasoline
falalalala lalalala
Light a match and watch it gleam
falalalala lalalala
Watch it buurrn down to ashes
falalalala lalalala
Tis' the season to be jolly
falalalala lalalala
Mr. Hardison, Vice Principal
5BBU
Summon Legend
Sacrifice Mr. Hardison: Destroy target creature
BBUU, Tap: Put a detention counter on target creature.
That creature does no untap during it's owner's next untap phase.
3/3
"Look! It's the big red Smurf!" -8th grader 1999-2000
John's Lunchbox.
3UU
Enchantment
Sacrifice John's Lunchboc: Deal 2 damage to target ceature or player.
"I cast Lunchbox. MUHAHAHAH!!!" -John Dong
Ugly Violin
5GG
Enchantment
GGGG2: Destroy target creature
"AHHHHH!!!" -Eric Chen
Good Student
2UU
Summon John Dong
Tap: Draw 2 cards
If you control Good Student, Devious Plotter, Hot Head, Treehugger, and Honest Folk, sacrifice all Summon John Dongs, and put John Dong into play from hand, library or graveyard
1/1
Devious Plotter
2B
Summon John Dong
Tap: Tap target creature
If you control Good Student, Devious Plotter, Hot Head, Treehugger, and Honest Folk, sacrifice all Summon John Dongs, and put John Dong into play from hand, library or graveyard
2/1
Hot Head
3RR
Summon Joh Dong
Tap: Deal 1 damage to target creature
If you control Good Student, Devious Plotter, Hot Head, Treehugger, and Honest Folk, sacrifice all Summon John Dongs, and put John Dong into play from hand, library or graveyard
3/3
Treehugger
3G
Summon John Dong
Tap: All green creature are 1 less to cast
If you control Good Student, Devious Plotter, Hot Head, Treehugger, and Honest Folk, sacrifice all Summon John Dongs, and put John Dong into play from hand, library or graveyard
2/2
Honest Folk
2WW
Summon John Dong
Tap: Target opponent cannot attack this turn
If you control Good Student, Devious Plotter, Hot Head, Treehugger, and Honest Folk, sacrifice all Summon John Dongs, and put John Dong into play from hand, library or graveyard
1/1
John Dong
2WGBUR
Legendary John Dong
Sacrifice John Dong: Put all copies of Multani, Molimo and Maro into play, from graveyard, hand, and library.
At the end of turn: Sacrifice all creatures except one copy of Multani, maro-sorcerer
3/3
"I cast Multani. Do you concede." -John Dong
Sacred Tree
Legendary Land
Tap: Add one G to your mana pool
All Legends gain banding
"I claim this tree in the name of John Dong!"
"Did you pee on it."
-Kevin Chang to John Dong
Personal Computer
Artifact
4
Tap: Draw a card.
If you own Personal Computer, Netscape, and Internet connection, Put CPA Webpage into play.
Kitchen Sink
Land
Tap: Add one B to your mana pool
Tap: Add one U to your mana pool
Watch out for the dishes!
Bathroom Tub
Land
Tap: Add one W to your mana pool
Tap: Add one U to your mana pool
Rubber Ducky...Rubber Ducky...lalalallaaa. Rubber Ducky
Lawn
Land
Tap: Add one G to your mana pool
Tap: Add one W to your mana pool
Compost Heap
Land
Tap: Add one R to your mana pool
Tap: Add one G to your mana pool
Trash Can
Land
Tap: Add one R to your mana pool
Tap: Add one B to your mana pool
Eeewwww. Yuck!
Schimelphenig Middle School
Legendary Land
Tap: Add 1 to your mana pool
During your upkeep, Schimelphenig Middle School deals
1 damage to all players.
All draw a card during your upkeep
Deck the school with gasoline
falalalala lalalala
Light a match and watch it gleam
falalalala lalalala
Watch it buurrn down to ashes
falalalala lalalala
Tis' the season to be jolly
falalalala lalalala
Mr. Hardison, Vice Principal
5BBU
Summon Legend
Sacrifice Mr. Hardison: Destroy target creature
BBUU, Tap: Put a detention counter on target creature.
That creature does no untap during it's owner's next untap phase.
3/3
"Look! It's the big red Smurf!" -8th grader 1999-2000
John's Lunchbox.
3UU
Enchantment
Sacrifice John's Lunchboc: Deal 2 damage to target ceature or player.
"I cast Lunchbox. MUHAHAHAH!!!" -John Dong
Ugly Violin
5GG
Enchantment
GGGG2: Destroy target creature
"AHHHHH!!!" -Eric Chen
Good Student
2UU
Summon John Dong
Tap: Draw 2 cards
If you control Good Student, Devious Plotter, Hot Head, Treehugger, and Honest Folk, sacrifice all Summon John Dongs, and put John Dong into play from hand, library or graveyard
1/1
Devious Plotter
2B
Summon John Dong
Tap: Tap target creature
If you control Good Student, Devious Plotter, Hot Head, Treehugger, and Honest Folk, sacrifice all Summon John Dongs, and put John Dong into play from hand, library or graveyard
2/1
Hot Head
3RR
Summon Joh Dong
Tap: Deal 1 damage to target creature
If you control Good Student, Devious Plotter, Hot Head, Treehugger, and Honest Folk, sacrifice all Summon John Dongs, and put John Dong into play from hand, library or graveyard
3/3
Treehugger
3G
Summon John Dong
Tap: All green creature are 1 less to cast
If you control Good Student, Devious Plotter, Hot Head, Treehugger, and Honest Folk, sacrifice all Summon John Dongs, and put John Dong into play from hand, library or graveyard
2/2
Honest Folk
2WW
Summon John Dong
Tap: Target opponent cannot attack this turn
If you control Good Student, Devious Plotter, Hot Head, Treehugger, and Honest Folk, sacrifice all Summon John Dongs, and put John Dong into play from hand, library or graveyard
1/1
John Dong
2WGBUR
Legendary John Dong
Sacrifice John Dong: Put all copies of Multani, Molimo and Maro into play, from graveyard, hand, and library.
At the end of turn: Sacrifice all creatures except one copy of Multani, maro-sorcerer
3/3
"I cast Multani. Do you concede." -John Dong
Sacred Tree
Legendary Land
Tap: Add one G to your mana pool
All Legends gain banding
"I claim this tree in the name of John Dong!"
"Did you pee on it."
-Kevin Chang to John Dong
Personal Computer
Artifact
4
Tap: Draw a card.
If you own Personal Computer, Netscape, and Internet connection, Put CPA Webpage into play.