My BEST friend...

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DÛke

Guest
...I have a best friend in the CPA...
...He goes by the name, DW...
...I think he's so cool...
...What do you guys think of him?

Dw, you asked me to be your "spiritual" mentor, but little you know that you're already "spiritual"; you don't need my forigen ass mentoring you about spirituality or anything.

And, you asked me to be your "eternal" friend.
I said "yes", but that was long time ago.
Now, I'll say that "I have the honor to be your eternal friend". I have the honor being a friend to such a cool guy.

By the way Dw, could you send me a PM about how to be as cool as you. I'm a lifeless looser; I need you to make me as cool as you are, pleeeeease!

And, a question, is Jaws as cool as you are? He's probably not beacuse you're the coolest.

I don't know about you guys, but I think Dw should be the president of the U.S. someday...NO! My bad, the president of Earth itself...

God Dw, how did you manage to be sooooo cool at such young age!?? You must be so charming, so, so, so, popular. God, I wish I was you.

PLEASE, everyone, help me...
I need to learn the principles of being as cool as Dw.
WHAT do I have to change about myself to be as cool as him?
I know I would never be as cool as him, but atleast some what cool...God, I hate myself, I want to be Dw...

...sllik misacras...
...<-<---------...

Your best, yet lifeless, looser friend,
DÛke, the not so Black, not as cool as Dw, lifeless Beast.
 
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EricBess

Guest
Duke,

I've found that in message boards, it is really hard to espress the proper emotion that you are feeling. I just wanted to know how you manage to come off as so sincere??? :cool:
 
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nodnarb24

Guest
I just had a horrible nightmare of DW being president. The U.S enteredwar with every country on the planet and the whole world blew up.
 
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DÛke

Guest
...wheather you're being sarcastic or serious:):

...I get that a lot in Message Boards more than I do in real life...

I don't know...All I know is I get a lot of email telling me how "emotional" some of my posts are, and that I use a lot of "emotional" language and all that. I don't know...

All I know is, that, when I'm feeling down, even my writing shows it...

Now, if you'll execuse me, I need to go and cry...
 
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terzarima

Guest
Its okay duke!!!

*Ademis yells at the people in this thread
 
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FoundationOfRancor

Guest
Duke: Really? people email you from the CPA? like...angery letters or what?

The only threats and fights I have been in (CPA involved I suppose) is the one wiht me/istanbul a while back...



ouch. *waves hand at the memory of how much he got burnt*
 
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Duel

Guest
All my death threats come from school. Chain-mail related issues, I guess.... :)
 
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DÛke

Guest
...but MTGnews...
I got total of 20+ emails talking about how "emotional" some of my posts are. 4 or 5, can't remember were about the "The Final Conclusion of the Long Misunderstanding" post I posted a while back at MTGnews. I don't like to talk about it...

They weren't angery letters, but "surprised" letters as to why my writing is so "emotional", which I don't think it is...I never got an angery email before...

I'm telling you, some people are just so stupid...

Oh, and about you and Istanbul, I don't see how YOU could get in a fight...You're like one nicest person on the CPA, no offense:)...

Is it just me, or are those people who get in a fight, ALWAYS get in a fight (FoR, you're an exception)?
I don't want to mention names, but it's wiered...
Now, let me go back to my room and let my heart out some more...
 
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