Ah, the delicious irony.
You see, these cards won't be playable in Standard. No sir.
Nor will they be playable in Online Extended.
Do you know where they will be playable?
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Open games. That's right. Only games designated Open.
Now, how many tournaments have Open status? That's right, none. Not a single solitary one.
Meaning that the only-winning-matters, cutthroat players who largely inhabit MTGO have shot themselves in the foot by voting for boring creatures that they CAN'T USE to win their precious tournaments.
Me, I wanted Serra Avatar, Deranged Hermit, and Thrashing Wumpus.