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Hawaiian mage
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I swear, it's true. Today is the thrid time I got one of those new liter bottles of code red cherry flavored Mountain Dew. It tastes like cough syrup mixed in with mountain dew. At my school they'r serving them at the student store as a big special thing right now, and today I noticed that the money I gave them for the red drink went into a special money sleeve that said "mountain dew $1.40."
Now some of your know about the effects of regular MD(Mountain Dew.) They use the color additive Yellow 5 which in lab tests has shown to decrease sperm count in males. Some of you have probably also noticed that MD is the best f**kin' soda ever. I mean, this stuff is more addicting then orange soda; that's a feat hard to accomplish.
Put the facts together: decreases sperm count, makes you want to drink more.
Now, something else I noticed today. The code red MDs that I've been buying ALSO have Yelllow 5 in it's contents. Now, why does a RED drink have YELLOW coloring additives? Maybe it's just to give it a more orange color, but why are they using Yellow 5 instead of some other, less sterilizing, coloring?
Now, my last point. The commercials are directed toward physically active mocho people. If you think about it, which type of person is more likely to have sex without contraceptives then a slightly moronic jock?
Can't you people put two and two together? MD is controled by the government as a way to prevent unwanted pregnancies! The way the government sees it, if there aren't any more teen pregnancies then they wont have to keep dishing out wellfare money to support a slut that couldn't settle for masturbation a few years.
I'm not saying this is a bad thing, but it's still a conspiracy...
Now some of your know about the effects of regular MD(Mountain Dew.) They use the color additive Yellow 5 which in lab tests has shown to decrease sperm count in males. Some of you have probably also noticed that MD is the best f**kin' soda ever. I mean, this stuff is more addicting then orange soda; that's a feat hard to accomplish.
Put the facts together: decreases sperm count, makes you want to drink more.
Now, something else I noticed today. The code red MDs that I've been buying ALSO have Yelllow 5 in it's contents. Now, why does a RED drink have YELLOW coloring additives? Maybe it's just to give it a more orange color, but why are they using Yellow 5 instead of some other, less sterilizing, coloring?
Now, my last point. The commercials are directed toward physically active mocho people. If you think about it, which type of person is more likely to have sex without contraceptives then a slightly moronic jock?
Can't you people put two and two together? MD is controled by the government as a way to prevent unwanted pregnancies! The way the government sees it, if there aren't any more teen pregnancies then they wont have to keep dishing out wellfare money to support a slut that couldn't settle for masturbation a few years.
I'm not saying this is a bad thing, but it's still a conspiracy...
