More Taliban jokes!

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DÛke

Guest
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[LOL]x3

Too bad that's not true...(Fact: so far only civilians have been murdered)

LOL anyway...

Hehe...
 

Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Fact: Taliban soldiers have been killed by the bombings, as told by Northern Alliance members "who saw it with their own eyes".

Like the Taliban themselves is going to admit their soldiers are being killed; of course they're only going to mention civilian casualties (which is hard enough to confirm since they don't allow anyone in there).
 

TomB

Administrator
Staff member
Again, for you, DÛke ;):

THE BINCH

Every U down in U-ville liked U.S. a lot,
But the Binch, who lived Far East of U-ville, did not.
The Binch hated U.S! the whole U.S. way!
Now don't ask me why, for nobody can say,
It could be his turban was screwed on too tight.
Or the sun from the desert had beaten too bright
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

But, Whatever the reason, his heart or his turban,
He stood facing U-ville, the part that was urban.
"They're doing their business," he snarled from his perch.
"They're raising their families! They're going to church!
They're leading the world, and their empire is thriving,
I MUST keep the S's and U's from surviving!"

Tomorrow, he knew, all the U's and the S's,
Would put on their pants and their shirts and their dresses,
They'd go to their offices, playgrounds and schools,
And abide by their U and S values and rules,

And then they'd do something he liked least of all,
Every U down in U-ville, the tall and the small,
Would stand all united, each U and each S,
And they'd sing U-ville's anthem, "God bless us! God bless!"
All around their Twin Towers of U-ville, they'd stand,
and their voices would drown every sound in the land.

"I must stop that singing," Binch said with a smirk,
And he had an idea--an idea that might work!
The Binch stole some U airplanes in U morning hours,
And crashed them right into the U-ville Twin Towers.
"They'll wake to disaster!" he snickered, so sour,
"And how can they sing when they can't find a tower?"

The Binch cocked his ear as they woke from their sleeping,
All set to enjoy their U-wailing and weeping,
Instead he heard something that started quite low,
And it built up quite slow, but it started to grow--
And the Binch heard the most unpredictable thing...
And he couldn't believe it--they started to sing!

He stared down at U-ville, not trusting his eyes,
What he saw was a shocking, disgusting surprise!
Every U down in U-ville, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any towers at all!
He HADN'T stopped U-Ville from singing! It sung!
For down deep in the hearts of the old and the young,
Those Twin Towers were standing, called Hope and called Pride,
And you can't smash the towers we hold deep inside.

So we circle the sites where our heroes did fall,
With a hand in each hand of the tall and the small,
And we mourn for our losses while knowing we'll cope,
For we still have inside that U-Pride and U-Hope.

For America means a bit more than tall towers,
It means more than wealth or political powers,
It's more than our enemies ever could guess,
So may God bless America! Bless us! God bless!
 
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DÛke

Guest
...wait, before I leave...

Here's a joke:
WASHINGTON (UPI)--The FBI and postmaster general have clarified their advice on identifying suspicious mail after closer examination of the Anthrax-bearing letters sent to Senate leader Tom Daschle, NBC News and the New York Post.
"Beware of letters that say 'We have Anthrax'" said FBI Director Rober Mueller, as the letter to Daschle said. "Direct mention of Anthrax in a letter with a powder should be a strong clue. It only took us a few days to figure out such letters might be risky. We apologize for having held that big press conference in the D.C. postal facilities in the meantime."

Two other letters said, "Take penacilin now" which Mueller also indicated might be a sign the letter is suspect, especially when combined with powder and phrases like "Death to America" and a date of 09-11-01."

It's also possible you should be concerned even if Penicillin is spelled correctly, or if other antibiotics are noted.

At NBC, such a letter was passed around and showed to Tom Brokaw, since at the time they had not figured out it was suspicious.

When asked by reporters what to do if a letter contained phrases like "Ha ha, I have just given you Anthrax. You will die if you don't start taking Cipro now!" Mueller said he would have his crack FBI biowarfare team get back with an answer as to whether that seemed suspicious.
I thought it was funny...:)
 
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