We'll do Torment.
My hand:
Zephyr Spirit 5U (0/6, When ~ blocks, return it to its owner's hand.) (no really)
Barbarian Riftcutter 4R (3/3, R, Sacrifice ~: Destroy target land.)
Viashino Slasher 1R (1/2, R: Viashino Slasher gets +1/-1 until end of turn.)
Festival of the Guildpact XW (Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to you this turn. Draw a card.)
Bathe in Light 1W (Radiance - Choose a color. Target creature and each other creature that shares a color with it gain protection from the chosen color until end of turn.)
Suppression Field 1W (Activated abilities cost 2 more to play unless they're mana abilities.)
Viashino Fangtail 2RR (3/3, T: ~ deals 1 damage to target creature or player.)
Woodwraith Strangler 2BG (2/2, Remove a creature card in your graveyard from the game: Regenerate ~.)
Dimir Signet 2 (1, T: add UB to your mana pool) (yes, another one)
