Crap, that's a heck of a lot of cards. You got Temporal Spring (I wasn't sure if that was going to work anyway - probably not), Living Airship, Jilt, Jaded Response, Squee's Revenge, Minotaur Illusionist, and AEther Mutatation.
Untap, upkeep, Plains, tap out and the Dead for Angelfire Crusader, Done.
(U) Ceta Disciple (1/1 - R, T: target crit gets +2/+0 ueot. G,T: Add one mana of any color)
Graveyard: Whirlpool Warrior, Mind Extraction
(T) Llanowar Dead (2/2, T: add B to your mana pool)
(S) Angelfire Crusader (2/2, R: ~ gets +1/+0 ueot)
I think the Temporal Spring should work; its kinda like Condemn (which does work) only a heck of a lot better. The original article referred to keeping true to the idea of card.. so Condemn removes an attacking creature and Temporal Spring removes a permanent.
Perhaps we should make some rules concerning library interaction. Like, you start out with a library with no cards. Everytime you would draw a card, you may choose a basic land card from outside the game and put it into your hand.
This way, if cards end up in your library, you are able to get them back. But, then again, this might be too nasty with cards that put your stuf on the bottom of your library.
I'll wait to see the rest of your hand before taking my turn