Media Slogans

Discussion in 'CPA Voting Forum' started by Hawaiian mage, Nov 3, 2000.

  1. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    Let's finally get these anoying media questions put to rest with a little vote.

    1)How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Or do you not care?

    2)When eating a mister good bar, do you taste the Peanuts or the Chocolat first?

    3)Is everything on your list today actually at Fred Meyers?

    4) Which is better? Energizer or Duracel?

    5)Do the people at McDonalds REALLY like to see you smile?

    6)Is wider really better?



    Add any I missed.
  2. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    1) 3 well duh!

    2)Both!

    3)?

    4)Duracell

    5)No. They see you curse because they gave you the wrong freakin' order! :mad:

    6)Yes!

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:p
  3. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    I forgot to do them. :)


    1)How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Or do you not care?

    I frankly don't care. :)

    2)When eating a mister good bar, do you taste the Peanuts or the Chocolat first?

    Are the peanuts on the outside? Noooo. Chocalat first.

    3)Is everything on your list today actually at Fred Meyers?

    When you have a list like mine... I don't want to talk about it.

    4) Which is better? Energizer or Duracel?

    Energizer kicks Duracell ass!

    5)Do the people at McDonalds REALLY like to see you smile?

    Of course they do, it's to ironic that way. The burgers are actually tape worm egg pods, and they love to see you engoy it. :D

    6)Is wider really better?

    To a cirtain extent, yes. But once you get to the 40 foot point...
  4. Apollo Bird Boy

    1)How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Or do you not care?

    27.5 little licks. 18 big slurps.

    2)When eating a mister good bar, do you taste the Peanuts or the Chocolate first?

    Chocolate

    3)Is everything on your list today actually at Fred Meyers?

    I haven't heard this one. But frankly, I doubt it.

    4) Which is better? Energizer or Duracel?

    Energizer. It keeps going, and going, and going. And just when you think it's going to stop--it goes!

    5)Do the people at McDonalds REALLY like to see you smile?

    I wouldn't know. The Mcdonalds by my house was just demolished. There was dancing in the streets.

    6)Is wider really better?

    No. I want a car that's 10 1/2 inches wide. I want a car I have to turn sideways to fit into.

    This should really be in the off-topic forum, eh?
  5. K New Member

    Mr. Hawaiian Mage! Why, those are the most logical answers my ear have heard! Very nicely done. Very.

    [Edited by K on 11-03-00 at 10:58 PM]
  6. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    Does no one here know what Fred Meyers is? Oh well, I'll change that to...


    Is there any wrong way to eat a recess?
  7. Killer Joe Active Member

    When you've said "Budweiser", have you really said it all?

    Is Calgon laundry detergent really an ancient Chineese secret?

    Ya Knoooow, Mr. Clean used to be this cool Genie type dude, but now he looks like a candidate for the Rainbow Party.

    BTW, Whereinthehell did the Jolly Green Giant go to the bathroom, and WHO had to clean that up? Was it in his contract or something?

    And for cryin' out loud, would someone please cut a severance check for the Maytag repair guy? I mean, when was the last time he actually did any work?

    I hear they're pulling Mr. Whipple out of retirement. Yeah, word has it that he was thrown out of his retirement home for squeezing one too many CHARMINS (or Charlenes).
  8. terzarima New Member

    Man I have a funny story to tell you all, my very good friend went to Vancouver and met a man who used to work at a lumber mill, apparently they ship wood pulp to McDonalds, which they use in their hamburgers

    So remeber everytime you bite into a McDonalds burger, you're getting a very good source of fibre :)
  9. Hetemti The Wide-Awake Nightmare

    1)How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Or do you not care?

    L=(4/3*pi*r^2)/(T*w*l)
    where L equals licks; T, the thickness of the layer removed per lick; and w and l, the width and length of the valid licking area of the consumer's tounge.

    2)When eating a mister good bar, do you taste the Peanuts or the Chocolat first?

    I choose not to taste Mr. Goodbar's nuts.

    3)Is everything on your list today actually at Fred Meyers?

    No. Niether is everything on your list today.

    4) Which is better? Energizer or Duracel?

    Dracell is the communist nazi battery. Pheer them.
    Energizer is the battery for those who think bunnys deserve to be worshiped.
    Rayovac FOREVER!

    5)Do the people at McDonalds REALLY like to see you smile?

    No. They like to see me frown, curse, and rant. Otherwise, they'd give me decent food for a price equal to the advertised value.

    6)Is wider really better?

    Depends on the object and where it is to be inserted.
  10. Apollo Bird Boy

    When you've said "Budweiser", have you really said it all?

    No. When you say "it all" you have said it all.

    Is Calgon laundry detergent really an ancient Chineese secret?

    This is such a well-kept secret that I have never heard of it.

    Is there a wrong way to eat a Reese's?

    Yes. I would not recommend trying to eat a Reese's with your nether regions.
  11. 1. To be honest, I don't really care ! :)

    2.Both

    3. Huh???

    4. Energizer
    I like the bunny. :)

    5. No. They like to see me turn away at the door.

    6. It depends.

    :)

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