Soulthieves' Palace 30
Artifact
Southieves' palace comes into play tapped.
T, pay 40 life: target player loses all their life.
If Soulthieves' palace is tapped at end of turn, pay 40 life.
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Kraken'saill 2WBR
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains:
+2/+0 and first strike.
All creatures blocking or blocked by this creature are destroyed at end of combat.
When this creature attacks, all other attacking creatures get +1/+1.
Explosi-fish 1UR
Summon Merfolk
Sacrifice Explosi-fish, it deals 2 damage to target creature or player and you draw a card.
1/1
Escaped Ferris Wheel 8
Artifact creature
Trample
When Escaped Ferris Wheel comes into play, all creatures target opponent controls gain "this creature cannot block" until end of turn.
7/7
Song without a tune 1UU
Enchantment
Discard a card: target player may not attack this turn.
Ooh and Ahh, repectively 3U
Instant
Put two sarcasm tokens into play. These tokens have "sacrifice <this>: counter target spell".
Nature's harmonic 4-day time cube 4
Enchant world
No cards may be played unless they have a '4' or a number which is a multiple of 4 somewhere on the card.
T: kill evil word god, demand bad grammar and spelling used in academic time cube debate.
"eh... cubes have 6 sides, not 4..."
Time Cube
Bloody hilarious!
Paranoia 2BB
Enchantment
Opponent may not play any instants or sorceries unless they control a creature.
"Blorg, check outside will you? I think there's someone out there"