Mark Rosewater's article today
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Istanbul
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The news about Pale Moon comes as no surprise to me.
I still remembering opening a Nemesis pack and getting it as my rare, and reading it for the first time.
Then re-reading it.
Then again.
Then stopping to think, really hard, about how this might be good. Somehow. In some way.
Then feeling like Mike Tyson punched me in the gut as hard as he could.
I still remembering opening a Nemesis pack and getting it as my rare, and reading it for the first time.
Then re-reading it.
Then again.
Then stopping to think, really hard, about how this might be good. Somehow. In some way.
Then feeling like Mike Tyson punched me in the gut as hard as he could.
R
Rooser
Guest
Hey, man! Back off the pale moon! You can put it on an isochron scepter, doof!
I
Istanbul
Guest
You can mana burn yourself with all of your untapped mana at the end of each of your opponent's turns, too. Doesn't mean it makes any sense at all.
N
Notepad
Guest
Turn one: Island: Crystal Rod.
Turn two: Island.
Turn three: Island, Pale Moon, tap other Island. Use actual colorless mana to pay for Crystal Rod's activation.
Solid game-winning tech. Might even beat Rhinoseeker.
Turn two: Island.
Turn three: Island, Pale Moon, tap other Island. Use actual colorless mana to pay for Crystal Rod's activation.
Solid game-winning tech. Might even beat Rhinoseeker.
I
Istanbul
Guest
That's ridiculous. Nothing beats Rhinoseeker, short of Goblin Spy / Predict tech.
S
Shiro, Time Devourer
Guest
Mark Rosewater is batshift insane.
O
orgg
Guest
Hey! You promised not to say anything under the threat of sodomy!
That's it. I'm letting 'Tanglebloom/Zur' out of the bag.
N
Notepad
Guest
Oh man...here comes all this Anti-Rhinoseeker tech. Does this mean more articles? Or just more Tait vs Rasko articles?
I
Istanbul
Guest
You should have known better than to try to ply my silence with something like that.Originally posted by orgg
Hey! You promised not to say anything under the threat of sodomy!
That's it. I'm letting 'Tanglebloom/Zur' out of the bag.
T
train
Guest
14... 14...
All we need to do is hire some highly skilled operatives to break into WoTC R&D - not that we know the passcodes, and steal the thousands of copies they keep there...
All we need to do is hire some highly skilled operatives to break into WoTC R&D - not that we know the passcodes, and steal the thousands of copies they keep there...
N
Notepad
Guest
Time travel is simple! I do it all the time! Just get a fork and stab it into the nearest electrical outlet. You wake up days, even weeks, in the future! Viola!!!
*Mad Dog gives Sefro a handful of metal forks.
*Sefro hands them to Junkyard.
Junkyard, R.I.P. 2004
Last seen stabbing a handful of forks into an outlet.
*Mad Dog gives Sefro a handful of metal forks.
*Sefro hands them to Junkyard.
Junkyard, R.I.P. 2004
Last seen stabbing a handful of forks into an outlet.
N
Notepad
Guest
The crappy kind you can get at WalMart for a few bucks per set. Works every time.
Junkyard turned out to not be dead, just MIA. His hat reappeared in my driveway this morning, so I guess the rest of him will be incoming anytime now...
Junkyard, NOT R.I.P.
*Sorry dude, me and Mad Dog already divided your stuff and played pyromaniac house party with your pad...*
Junkyard turned out to not be dead, just MIA. His hat reappeared in my driveway this morning, so I guess the rest of him will be incoming anytime now...
Junkyard, NOT R.I.P.
*Sorry dude, me and Mad Dog already divided your stuff and played pyromaniac house party with your pad...*
R
Rooser
Guest
I'm curious. Was Junkyard time-travelling? Did he meet George Washington?
N
Notepad
Guest
Dude, he travelled into the future. He only met people like Captain Picard, Rufus and Bill and Ted, and that fat lesbian from Star Wars. Um, Natalie Portman, I think her name was.
He came back already. And he's married to the fat lesbian now. We always thought Junkyard was a girl!
He came back already. And he's married to the fat lesbian now. We always thought Junkyard was a girl!