When will it end?
We have handles.
We have sub-nickname nicknames.
We have postscript quotes.
We have ASCII art (of varying quality) in the postscript quotes.
We have annoying animated circlepeople replacing "smilies." (I'm a purist.)
Now, "badges."
It takes long enough for the boards to load when they were allmost pure text, more less when each person has a 7k art gallery, biography page, deck section, and link page to load with each and every post.
If this continues, there will be no stopping it! Wait until all the posts are Flash animations! Yeah! Now it will take forever even for T1 and Cable lines!
...and then...
...the world will end...
...for the boards will be killed...
...by the force that made me make this my startpage instead of BDominia...
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"Are excessive postscrips annoying? Let's find out...
That's great it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes and aeroplanes
Lenny Bruce is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs dummy serve your own needs
Speed it up a notch speed grunt nose street burn
The ladder starts to clatter with dinner fight down height
Wire in a fire room represent the southern gangs
In a government for hire and a combat site
Lefty wasn't coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck
Team by team reporters grapple trunk tethered crop
Look at that low plane fine then
Uh oh overflow population cornered
(I don't want to have to change my startpage again.)
But it'll do save yourself serve yourself
World serves its own needs listen to your heartbeat
Tell me that the reds are in the reverend in the right right?
You patriotic patriotic slam fight right might feeling pretty psyched
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
Six o'clock TV hour don't get caught foreign tower
Slash and burn return listen to yourself churn lock him in uniform
And book-burning blood-letting every motive escalate
Automotive incinerate light a candle light a votive
Step down step down watching heel crush crush
Uh oh this means no fear cavalier renegade steer clear
A tournament a tournament a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions offer me alternatives and I decline
It's the end of the world as we know it
(It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it
(It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
The other night I drifted nice continental drift to find
Mount Saint Edelite Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Brezhnev Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
Birthday party cheesecake jellybeans boom
You symbiotic patriotic slam foot neck right right.
If you scrolled down to this line, I believe my point is made."