Man With Bloody Chain Saw Let in to U.S.

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Nightstalkers

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On April 25, Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and fingerprinted Despres. Then they let him into the United States.
The following day, a gruesome scene was discovered in Despres' hometown of Minto, New Brunswick: The decapitated body of a 74-year-old country musician named Frederick Fulton was found on Fulton's kitchen floor. His head was in a pillowcase under a kitchen table. His common-law wife was discovered stabbed to death in a bedroom.
Despres, 22, immediately became a suspect because of a history of violence between him and his neighbors, and he was arrested April 27 after police in Massachusetts saw him wandering down a highway in a sweat shirt with red and brown stains. He is now in jail in Massachusetts on murder charges, awaiting an extradition hearing next month.
 
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EricBess

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Interesting...Looks like Nightstalkers doesn't just make all of these things up necessarily...He just never posts his source... :D
 
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DarthFerret

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Yes, my diety told me to spell wierd that way, then thier nerf-ball game got cancelled. Won't you be my nieghbor?
 
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DarthFerret

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picky picky....

Even Einstein got the "i" before "e" rule wrong twice in his name.

(yes I am aware of the fact that Einstein did not name himself, I am just trying to be funny!)
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
The "i before e rule" is fallacious, as the link I gave points out. I bugged my English teacher in ninth grade about this, but he just said "there are always exceptions." He wasn't a very good teacher though. Some other teacher later said she didn't know what moron came up with that "rule."
 
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evan d

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The point of the I before E accept after C is a method to teach children how to spell. For their level of vocavulary, it works ussually.
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
evan d said:
The point of the I before E accept after C is a method to teach children how to spell. For their level of vocavulary, it works ussually.
Yes, we can see how marvelously it worked for you... :rolleyes:
 
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Nightstalkers

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Oversoul said:
Yes, we can see how marvelously it worked for you... :rolleyes:
At least he's not trying to type in that AOLer stuff.


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Spiderman

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EricBess said:
Looks like Nightstalkers doesn't just make all of these things up necessarily...He just never posts his source... :D
I don't think he's ever made up his stuff before, but like you said, doesn't really post his sources (I think this came up when DUke questioned why I seemed to be so accepting of his stories :) )
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
Spiderman said:
I don't think he's ever made up his stuff before, but like you said, doesn't really post his sources (I think this came up when DUke questioned why I seemed to be so accepting of his stories :) )
And who's going to let the truth get in the way of a good story? :p
 
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train

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They let him into the country...

Homeland security...

I suggest lining the borders up with texans... Six shooters, shotguns, and pit-bulls should take care of things... (though I only have a basset hound...)
 
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evan d

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Actually my plan solves two problems.

1. Disposal of Nucleaur waste, and 2. Border control, and 3. unemployment, but to a small degree.

Plan: Have unemployed people be hired to shovel the stuff just over the border, while the L.A. P.D. learns how to shoot.

Also, if you being shot at by two men in full body armor and full auto weopons, but they don't have anything on their face, where do you shoot them?
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
train said:
They let him into the country...

Homeland security...

I suggest lining the borders up with texans... Six shooters, shotguns, and pit-bulls should take care of things... (though I only have a basset hound...)
Good plan. It works out well for me because I would only have to drive a few hours to find plenty of Texans... :D
 
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