Why even make a speech? Just get a big black sticker that says "LIES" and there ya go, instant Bush administration speech right there.
Don't ya wish we were back in the Clinton days? His lies were so silly. Bombing Kosovo, Bombing Africa, Monica Blowclinski, the environment. All of his lies were way less damaging that Lil Dubya's. Plus, he was pretty entertaining. Like an endlessly lying Jay Leno. Dubya is like an endless lying liar...