Mabye someone will get a kick out of this

[Darsh]

This happened about 10 mins ago.

I'm looking over the message boards when AIM tells me I have been contacted by "MScrakhead69" Here's how it goes.

MS-hi
Me-Hi
Me-Who are you?
MS-u don't know me
Me-Okay, how did you find me?
MS-buddy locator
Me-Just picked someone randomly?
MS-Yeah
I'm thinking it's pretty strange but I'll try to talk to the guy
Me-You play MTG?
MS-wut
Me-Magic: The Gathering
MS-no
Me-Play any videogames?
MS-no
:5 min pause:
I'm getting bored so I decided to have a little fun and freak the guy out, I come acroos Thallid Ice Cream Man's hEY kIDDIES post, here's where I start copy/pasting
Me-hEY kIDDIES, iT'S tHE tOMMY tHE tOTALITARIAN cOFFEE pOT sHOW? wANT sOME cOFFEE?
Me-(Tommy the Totalitarian Coffee Pot shoots fuzzy510.
All the little kids on the set scoot away slowly.)
Director: Could we get the janitor in here? (Janitor sweeps nodnarb's remains off the floor.)
Director: Ah, that's better. Look happy, kids! take two.
hEY kIDDIES! wHO wANTS cOFFEE?
Jimmy: I don't. Coffee's stupid.
(kids laugh)
wHAT'S tHAT? yOU dIE nOW !
(Tommy the Totalitarian Coffee Pot shoots Jimmy.)
nOW wHO wANTS cOFFEE?
Me-sO, i'M gOING tO aSSUME yOU pEOPLE dO wANT sOME cOFFEE...

wHAT kIND dO yOU wANT? aNSWER mE oR gO tO tHE gULAG aRCHIPELAGO!
:MScrakhead69 signed off:


Lol, I just want to say how much I love this place.

 

[Purple_jester]

You probably creeped they guy out.

Then again, anyone who replies in monosyllabic "yes" and "no's" is pretty creepy. Eloquent, this guy is not. You think that starting a conversation with someone would involve a little more speech.

 

[Hawaiian mage]

Heh... ever been IMed by a mexican Mario asking for love curses that will make wemon want to make out with him personally? It's happened to me 4 times encounting...


And I'm not even going to MENTION the marines...

-Hawaiian "inside jokes are fun" mage

 

[Bob]

LONG LIVE THE CPA!

 

[Zhaneel]

Hrm, not a bad idea for unwanted im-ers... wonder if it works on telemarketers?