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Some of my colleagues think that the chemicals we are experimenting with could potentially cause brain damage, however I think that fish crunchy bits of salami my new red hippie noodle. Naked pool frogs?
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Mmmmm *drools* naked pool frogs...
Dipped in chocolate after being lightly killed, it is a standard repository to fun making eat Monty. *drools*
Dipped in chocolate after being lightly killed, it is a standard repository to fun making eat Monty. *drools*
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I had a flat tire and so went to get a spare at a gas station and the attendant looks at me and asks 'did you get a flat?' 'No, I was just driving along and the other three just swelled up on me!' with out missing a beat he says 'well, they'll do that.'
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That happens to you too? I swear, I keep an ice pick on the passenger seat of my car to pop those things all the time. But wouldn't you know it, by the time I get to work--inflated AGAIN!
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Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity... If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick.
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Go read National Geographic. They run regular series columns on static electricity being "the new black" AND the new way to get to other planets.
Since the moon is a planet, and dolphins are the best fish for conducting static electricity, and frogs are the best lizards for commanding them as slavemasters, NASA will employ the animals to power rockets, which are nothing but oversized kites, to the moon. GENIUS!
Since the moon is a planet, and dolphins are the best fish for conducting static electricity, and frogs are the best lizards for commanding them as slavemasters, NASA will employ the animals to power rockets, which are nothing but oversized kites, to the moon. GENIUS!
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I know, they're actually very advanced dinosaurs. Just like hot dogs.