lejakl at CPA

Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by lejakl, Jul 7, 2001.

  1. lejakl New Member

    Helloo.. im at CPA ... NOW WHAT??

    hello meno.. help me.. :(
    Dementia? ... *echoes* this is not a pretty sight.. *steps on something..*

    thanks for luring me here guys . you know who you are..
    im sure ill have a lot of fun here.. :D
  2. welcome!:D
    I signed up here yesterday and still haven't got a clue as to what operates inside of the minds of people here...
    Probably cucumbers took control of their brains...
  3. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    MTGNews' resident beauty was come to the CPA.

    Nice ta seeya...come on down to the battle arena and kick some butt
  4. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    AHHH!!! WE'RE BEING OVERRUN BY NEWCOMERS!!! STOP THEM!!! STOP THEM!!!
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    A-HA!!!!!!! I have begun recruiting several people, I see.


    Anyway, Welcome!


    Okay, enough poo-poo talk. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the room of broken mirrors. Also, here are your complimentary, used bed sheets, your invitation to watch a weasel jump, and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.



    Enjoy!


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  6. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Welcome to the CPA!!!! I'm Fuzzy, that's Ransac, and that's the Midget Porn.
  7. tborren New Member

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  8. Daggertooth The Rune Master

    Welcome to the CPA. I am glad you have dicided to come.

    Daggertooth
  9. Dementia CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac

    A female member ah?

    (Dementia is faced with a deliema)

    I've never had to welcome a female member before. I don't think it would do for me, a man, to be hitting a woman over the head with a steel chair.

    (Dementia runs outta the welcoming forum and is gone for quite a while. Dementia comes back dragging Almindra by the hand and mumbling to her)

    Go on. I can't do it. So I'll owe ya one.

    (Almindra takes the chair and !WhAcKs! Lejakl over the head with the chair)

    I just hope that I didn't create a monster. Almindra is pretty cold blooded to begin with. If she realizes how fun nailing people with chairs is.....god help us all!

    This is a great place Lejakl. You will love it here......as soon as you regain conciousness that is:)

    Welc:Dme
    Dementia
    CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac
  10. TomB Administrative Assistant

    Welcome aboard lejakl! :D
  11. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

  12. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

  13. menolikeygurus CPA's Hot Dog Vender

    I would like to help lejakl...but they have already taken mymind and refitted me with one from a hamster...so all I ever want to do is run in theis wheel thingy...its SOOOO much fun, you gotta try it...and then theres this little bottle where you get little drops of water at a time....OOOOOO the great life of a hamster
  14. Salacious Crumb SevaTheSovietSoapDish

    hello, from me and from all of us semi-sentient creatures here at the Curly Poop Always (CPA for short).

    btw, if you like long walks on the beach, and like fancy restaurants, and are interested in resurrecting the USSR, i am your man.

    Hoipa
  15. @rch Devil New Member

    I'm Death Angel or Galahad from MTGnews or Freakofnature28 from AIM. I think the only mtgnews members here are menolikey, dementia, llanowagoblin, hetemti, and ransac but there could be more.
  16. Gobo New Member

    well thats a few mtg members here wow
  17. LlanowarGoblin New Member

    It seems there are a fair number of mtgnews members migrating here after all. I am unsure but I think @rchdevil may have missed a few. It is definately good to have some friendly faces around.
  18. menolikeygurus CPA's Hot Dog Vender


    the mtgnews members here besides the ones you mentioned are:

    Volraths_Bane
    Dementia
    Daggertooth
    Goblin king
    UrzaMasterPimp
    Jebus

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