Legal Mooning!!!!!

[train]

I will once again be able to legally moon someone during a Magic match thanks to Voting on 8th Edition...

Blood Moon - Boil - it doesn't get any better than this...

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Just a few more cards for a hemmorhoid deck...

What would be a Preparation H card?

 

[Mikeymike]

Chaotic Goo?

 

[Spiderman]

• Crevasse/Glacial Crevasse
• Fault Line
• Fissure

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Falter is an anagram of "el fart" and features a big crack...

 

[train]

A theme deck could be made using a lot of cards with interesting names:

Mudslide
Sinkhole
Mudhole
Pale Moon
Bend or break
Churning Eddy
Creeping Mold
Exotic Disease
Incoming
Lava Blister
Mulch
Plague Spores
Show and Tell
Void

The "Centers for Disease Control" Deck...