Lazarus

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Lazarus, Dec 13, 2000.

  1. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...I don't have time to keep up with my original identity as DÛke...much lessly to promote another one. I'm busy, I don't have time for this...
  2. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Ummmm.... Sure, duke. I believe you... *snicker*
  3. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...ever Laz is, he is really doing a good job at keeping us guessing.

    Let me see...Dw?
    Is that you?
    Oh, I wonder what to do...
    Is it you?
    I have no clue!
    Give us anew!
    Our options are narrow!
    Not PPE, or FoR
    Not K9, or Apollo
    So who are you?
    Dw?
    Hmmmm....Zero?
  4. Ogg New Member

  5. Lazarus New Member

    Narrowing it down, you seem to be;
    Close you are, to finding me.

    Bored as death, I cannot wait,
    After a week, I might cheat fate.

    Slightly too intelligent, your guesses seem,
    Too much for my personality, I do mean.

    And now I will go, and watch from afar,
    You who dare guess, my persona will not mar.
  6. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Umm... Yeah. This is kinda getting boring, Lazarus. We ALL know that your me. Now go and tell everyone who you are.

    Hoipa
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Hmm, are you Zadok001?



    Ransac, making a blind guess
  8. DÛke Memento Mori

    Oh, please, don't cheat your fate
    I am close to unmasking you, please wait!
    I wonder who could rhyme like you
    You seem to be good at what you do
    Hmmmm, give us a clue or a date
    I don't have much time - it's getting late
    Though one think I know
    FoR and I do not add commas to our poems
    No!

    Zadok does, or at least from what I've seen
    Maybe that was just in my dream
    And what I've seen is not real
    But who knows? Not me, not he, not she, not anyone here...

    Give us one last clue
    Make it good
    And I might unmask you
    Just one
    Nothing more
    Just for fun
    Alright?
    Are you the one?
    Zadok?
    Or are you Zero
    My hun?

    Give us a clue
    I'll unmask you
  9. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    [me] looks down Member's List, finding people who he hasn't any recent posts from. [/me]

    The Magic Jackal?
    TickleMeHellNo?
  10. Apollo Bird Boy

    Well, rhyming poems is quite hard,
    But now I'm feeling like quite the bard.

    At first DUke seemed to think it was me,
    But then he thought it was PPE.

    I wonder why he changed his mind,
    What other clue did he find?

    He said he'd "followed" the phoenix bird,
    What could he mean with such a word?

    He seemed to think I couldn't write verse,
    But I can fake it, for better or worse.

    Perhaps Lazarus wasn't quite truthful,
    Maybe your quest had been fruitful.

    Linking three lines could be tough
    Perhaps I'll give it a try,
    Though it might be rough

    Alas, however, it's time to say "ciao"
    As I make my exit,
    With a bow.
    :D
  11. DÛke Memento Mori

    This is quite confusing
    With every clue
    What we know is loosing
    And I can't find an answer!
    This is bruising!

    Apollo, I changed my mind
    Because it was hard to find
    You being a Lazarus side
    The clues were clear and wide
    But some of them have lied
    Lazarus, give us a clue so we glide
    Through into the light

    One more clue
    That's all I'm asking for
    Nothing more!
    Nothing at all.
    One clue
    Make it new
    Just one Clue!
  12. Teferi Veteran CPA Member,Capt. Nemo

    wow every1 can write poetry but me
    i think that i will see
    if i can rhyme with the best
    so now i put my self to the test..

    air line peanuts are a tasty snack
    u better watch out cause they're on the attack

    eh i got nuttin
  13. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    I can't write poetry either.
    Look over there! A beaver!
    Is Lazarus a believer?
    His identity is in the ether.

    [me]'s English teacher reaches for her vomit bag.[/me]
  14. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...I mean, I should've known who this is all along! Let me put it this way: you think you're "sneaky", right? Or at least, that's what you told me in the past...when you were using your REAL name. :)

    You're SLEEPY!

    You've always been sneaky, since the old days.
  15. Lazarus New Member

    Oh my, oh my, you people guess,
    But my identity, I won't confess.

    I'm still concealed, and dig you must,
    Find my name, you eventually will, I trust.

    I think K9, has had a bit much beer,
    In his (guesses), he is no seer.

    An annoying deck, I love to play,
    I play it once, then I die all day.

    These clues two, though not very good,
    Are better than a wall of wood.

    Your guesses are off, I really must say,
    But for fun at least, you're willing to play.

    Sleepy I am (though not my name!),
    It seems to me, I've gotten a little fame.

    That's all for now, once more again,
    I clue again later, when I pick up my pen.
  16. arhar Member

    Yellowjacket?
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