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MrXarvox
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SNIP disgisting baby jokes
[You may have many, many more, but they're too non-family friendly for this website.
Keep in mind that this is a Family site.
Only when the tragedy happened(and when Ed speaks) did we not edit content deemed too harsh for these boards-- even discussions that could be considered "late teen" have been closed.
The link to a rotten website(that you probably know of) was taken off this board for the same reason.
it's not acceptable.
-0rgg]
[You may have many, many more, but they're too non-family friendly for this website.
Keep in mind that this is a Family site.
Only when the tragedy happened(and when Ed speaks) did we not edit content deemed too harsh for these boards-- even discussions that could be considered "late teen" have been closed.
The link to a rotten website(that you probably know of) was taken off this board for the same reason.
it's not acceptable.
-0rgg]
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Loafing Giant
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nifty visual-toon jokes
keep them coming
keep them coming
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MrXarvox
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yep. thought they'd get snipped.
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MrXarvox
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So, two cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
One turns to the other and says:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
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Hetemti
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What'd the zen buddist tell the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everthing.
Make me one with everthing.
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CAMDEX
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What did the blonde girl say when she saw the YMCA?
-Look, they spelled "Macy" backwards.
What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
-Nothing, they've never met.
tee-hee
-Look, they spelled "Macy" backwards.
What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
-Nothing, they've never met.
tee-hee
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theorgg
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The Queen of England during the tour of the royal palace of England was showing President Bush the Royal Stables. One of the great stallions housed in the stable suddenly ripped off a gigantic fart so loud that it couldn't be ignored. "Oh Dear!" said the queen. "I'm Dreadfully sorry about that, Mr. President." Bush replies "It's awlright. I've done it plenty of times." After a minute, he adds "Y'know, I though it was that horse right a yonder, to tell you the truth."
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theorgg
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While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen.
He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to
surround herself with intelligent people.
He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking
them the
right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer
this
question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She
hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" "Yes ma'am. Thanks a
lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the
Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He
summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder
if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and
this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and
get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves.
Helms immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican
senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can
come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin
Powell at the
State Department and explains his problem.
"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father
has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb
cracker."
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims,
"I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair."
He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to
surround herself with intelligent people.
He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking
them the
right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer
this
question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She
hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" "Yes ma'am. Thanks a
lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the
Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He
summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder
if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and
this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and
get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves.
Helms immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican
senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can
come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin
Powell at the
State Department and explains his problem.
"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father
has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb
cracker."
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims,
"I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair."
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theorgg
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http://www.0-------------------------------------------------------------0.dk/all_your_bin_laden.gif
another visual joke somone sent to me.
another visual joke somone sent to me.
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nodnarb24
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this pic was on my dad's website (http://a1junk.com) and I found it quite humorous:
http://www.a1junk.com/images/tripics/bin_laden23.jpg
http://www.a1junk.com/images/tripics/bin_laden23.jpg
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theorgg
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Is that Zvi???
waitaminute... that looks like...
*theorgg's face goes pallad
waitaminute... that looks like...
*theorgg's face goes pallad
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theorgg
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http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics6/9-11-01ART3/UncleSam2TN/unclesam2.html
my favorites are the first one and the last one.
WARNING: some explicit language.
my favorites are the first one and the last one.
WARNING: some explicit language.
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Apollo
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Why can't they have driving school and sex ed on the same day in Afghanistan?
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Mr.Gnome
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What do Osama Bin Laden and Panty Hose have in common?
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