Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by The Master, Feb 21, 2000.

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  1. The Master New Member

    How do you confuse a blonde?

    Put her in a round room and tell her to go pee in a corner.
  2. Duel Has Less Posts Than Spiderman

    How does she confuse you?

    Comes out and tells you that she's done.
  3. Killer Joe Active Member, click, click....................(damn!), click, click.........................(crap!)....................HEY! How does this 'Delete User' work!?!, click, click,..................
  4. TomB Administrative Assistant

    Here's one I was sent at work...

    A blonde hurries into the hospital emergency room late one night with the
    tip of her index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off
    the tip of your finger?"

    "No, silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
    thought, 'I just paid $6000 for these, I'm not shooting myself in the

    "So, then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3000 to get my
    teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'"

    "So, then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought 'This is going to make a loud
    noise,' so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger!'"
  5. Chaos Turtle Demiurgic CPA Member, Admin Assistant

    You wanna know what's really funny? Someone told me that joke at work last night.

    Weird. Was it like on TV or something?
  6. TomB Administrative Assistant

    Beats me. I got it from an email that was going around.

    CPA Member
  7. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    I think this is worth bringing up...
  8. Almindhra Magic's Bitch

    Why did the blonde climb over the glass?

    To see what was on the other side...
  9. terzarima New Member

    What's Black and blue and brown that's in a ditch?

    A brunette that told too many blonde jokes....
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