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The Master
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How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room and tell her to go pee in a corner.
Put her in a round room and tell her to go pee in a corner.
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Duel
Guest
How does she confuse you?
Comes out and tells you that she's done.
Comes out and tells you that she's done.
Killer Joe
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Here's one I was sent at work...
A blonde hurries into the hospital emergency room late one night with the
tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off
the tip of your finger?"
"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought, 'I just paid $6000 for these, I'm not shooting myself in the
chest.'"
"So, then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3000 to get my
teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'"
"So, then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought 'This is going to make a loud
noise,' so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger!'"
A blonde hurries into the hospital emergency room late one night with the
tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off
the tip of your finger?"
"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought, 'I just paid $6000 for these, I'm not shooting myself in the
chest.'"
"So, then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3000 to get my
teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'"
"So, then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought 'This is going to make a loud
noise,' so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger!'"
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Chaos Turtle
Guest
You wanna know what's really funny? Someone told me that joke at work last night.
Weird. Was it like on TV or something?
Weird. Was it like on TV or something?
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Hawaiian mage
Guest
I think this is worth bringing up...
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Almindhra
Guest
Why did the blonde climb over the glass?
To see what was on the other side...
To see what was on the other side...
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terzarima
Guest
What's Black and blue and brown that's in a ditch?
A brunette that told too many blonde jokes....
A brunette that told too many blonde jokes....
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