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arhar

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I have no idea why this occured to me right here right now.... probably because it's 4:30 AM and last nite I only slept for 5 hours and I'm not going to sleep for another 30 or so hours... anyway, does anyone remember this old joke about how different types of gamers look for socks in their closer?

"Doom"er and "Quake"er: Save before opening the closet, open the door, jump in and quickly shoot about five bullets into darkness, just to make sure zombies aren't in there, then find socks.

Adventure gamers: Methodically search the whole apartment for clues how to open closet lock, realize it's not locked, open the door, take out everything that's in the closet, try and match until you find socks :)

Strategy gamers: Build a sock-making factory, make socks, and put them on :)

RPGers: Don't remember, but it was something funny!

Lamers: Open the closet door, realize that you don't remember what socks are, write a complaint to sysadmin.

Sysadmins: Curse at lamers for their complete uselessness, open the door, complain about how the whole closet needs to be upgraded for ten years already, forget what they're looking for, call a 1337 hAcKer.

1337 hAcKeR: Arrive at the scene and realize the closet door is locked. Curse for two hours and stupid sysadmin and lamer, then proceed to break and destroy the whole closet and everything that's inside.

:D
 
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Zadok001

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Thief Players: Stand carefully in the shadows. Listen at the door of the closet before beginning work with lockpicks. Eventually give up on lockpicks, and wander off to find a guard to steal the keys from. Never bother trying to open the door by hand.

(Adapted from my infinitely skilled game of Thief last night... I'm pathetic.)
 
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theorgg

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More Levity:

A young Vampire Bat, covered in blood, flew back to the cave and tried to get some sleep. The other bats started to hassle him about where he got so much blood. After repeated attempts at getting left alone, the bat finally gave in. He told them "Follow Me."

Flying through dense forests in the darkest night, he finally slowed his pace and said "See that big tree over there?" The other bats reply "YES! YES!" and lean in closer to hear his response. "I didn't" he replies.
 
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