Join our hoary orgy of blood!

Will you join with the forces of ultimate darkness?

  • Yes! I will do as thou wish and join with the Black Beast of Evil!

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  • My mind swims with your promises, tell me more of your diabloical plan!

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  • I shall join when our ilk grows 666 strong!

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  • I cast thee out, foul demon!

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Satan's Child

Guest
Now is the time to cast out the light and join with the forces of ultimate darkness!

Now is the time to whorship at the cloven hoof of the beast!

Come with me my young friends and dance in the rivers of blood and pus that make up my unholy fathers kingdom!

You have already fallen victem to his devices in the form of this game you play.

Do you think that it was not his infernal will that lead you to it? Was it not his clawed hand that dragged your soft, pink and yielding flesh to caress the card-board idol you worship?

You have come so far in my master's plan, why not fulfill your destiny and take the final steps toward servitude in SATAN'S army of horror!

The beasts and magics you see depicted on the cards are just a taste of the unholy might that awaits you in the black service of darkness and debachary.

Join with us and you shall know truely what it is to wield the powers of the preternatural!

Give your self to LUCIFER and join the legions of the damned.

Together, we shall ride out of the un-ending fires of blackest hell and slay our enimies in the fury that can only come from the corupted heart of pure evil!

You need only do this...

Strip bare while chanting "The power of Lucifer is my armour"!

Then, roll naked in your entire collection of cards while screeming as loud as you can "Come to me great lord SATAN! Give power to these card-board tokens of grief and misery and permiate me with the will of your blood-soaked plan for domination of all that is good and light!"

...only then will you be visited by 3 demons of most hirrible vissage. They will instruct you further.

It may be helpfull to have a paper sack handy as well. The demons will instruct you on what to do with it.

Now, leave your jobs and schools and families and come with me!

You, my INFERNAL FATHER and I shall form a great army of CHAOS and DESTRUCTION and shall convert this world into a putrid waste-land of evil and flaming death!

Gather your cards now!
 
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Hawaiian mage

Guest
...


How about instead I walk away and never speak of this again?
 
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Sammy Dead-O

Guest
Welcome to the CPA! You might want to head on over to the New Members forum to introduce yourself.

On the plot for the triumph of evil in our realm: Interesting idea. I'd like to hear what your more specific plans are. For example, will flaming death hurt? You might want to let us know a bit more about what we're getting into.

BTW, you're not from Georgia, by any chance, are you? I think I might know your dad.
 
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Lotus Mox

Guest
wow another post from The_Preacher? or is this one just inspired by him?

BTW I followed your instructions but I wasn't visited by 3 demons, may I have done something wrong?
 
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arhar

Guest
Haha, you're preaching to the converted (well, at least some of us)

Blood streams in a dream
a dream of the Christ’s defeat
the dark horde have conquered
The christians burn in fire below the fullmoon shining in a cold winternight
The Christians certain death
our time is here
A bestial bloodwar...
We chase the Christians as the mighty wolf of the deep forest
Chase and drown their victims in blood
We chop them to pieces with swords tempered in blood
We let the blood flow to the ground
In the night can we hear the raven sing its song about the certain fall of christians
We kneel and worship our master and pay the homage to the eternal night
As we continue playing Magic not bothered by stupid religious fanatics...
 
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DÛke

Guest
...

Is it just me, or is "Satan's Child" trying to be like me?

Wait, don't call me a stupid paranoid...

...here:

>>"...Black Beast of Evil"?

>>The word "Blood". ;)

>>"I shall join when our ilk grows 666 strong!"...666 is the code to write "Û".

>>"Satan's Child"...as in a reference to me, when I said, "Satan is my dad."

>>"...3 demons of most hirrible vissage." If anyone recalls, when I had my Gothic "episode" when I said that the Hells would never be complete until the chosen 3 would connect.

>>The seemingly misspelling of words, purposely. (I do misspell words, ask Apollo…or better yet, Zadok.)

>>Finally, starting a sentence with "...". ONLY I do that.

...

...Ok, so I may be paranoid.

Great joke, again.

Shut up, Apollo…if you reply, I KNOW exactly what you'd say. :D
 
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Hawaiian mage

Guest
DÛke, 666 is the code for the upright text smiley (Ü) Not the Û in your name.

...And I start sentances with elipses sometimes...
 
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Rando

Guest
Tommorow, will there be a post from a druid telling us to give up magic because it kills trees?

By the way, DUke...why is your post count down to 5?!?
 

Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Satan's Child and Preacher_Man are all the same accounts, according to a post in Testing and User Requests. Now this is getting slightly ridiculous...

DUke wanted his post count reset according to a post in Suggestions...
 
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Apollo

Guest
It may be helpfull to have a paper sack handy as well. The demons will instruct you on what to do with it.
Hehe, I liked this line.

Oh, and DUke, I have no idea what you're talking about.

...I would never say anything about you!:)
Apollo zips his beak shut and stands around looking innocent.
 
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Gerode

Guest
Wouldn't it be odd of this person is actually serious?

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Don't worry, I'm certain he isn't.
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
I think the only reason you aren't successfully converting is that you don't mention succubusses enough. Then we'd all sign up...

mmm.... succubus.... :mad: :p :)
 
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sageridder

Guest
For I have dealt with his ilk before.
[color="336699"]*sageridder locks Satan's Child in a padded romm with a copy of L.Ron.Hubbard's Dianetics[/color]
We gonna warsh dem brains up real good.If that doesn't cure him there's always prozac.;)
 
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Dementia

Guest
There's your welcome to the CPA ya damn fool.

Besides, I don't believe in the devil:D
 
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sageridder

Guest
[color="336699"]*sageridder awards Dementia with the alminum protective headgear.[/color]Good use of the nwo spell
 
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terzarima

Guest
Since when is blood horny!!! I mean, it doesn't make me Randy baby!!! This is not groovy!!

Is this anothe spinoff showcase?

For some odd reason I beleive this is either an alternat identity of Preacher_man or a guy imitating him to get a good laugh and a slap on the ol' knees.

But hey!!! I'll join in any Horny Orgy of blood, so long as I don't supply the blood!! :)
 
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Chaos Turtle

Guest
You'd think the devil's kid would know how to spell. Oh, well. One more reason to avoid those nutty devil-worshippers. Aside from the obvious, I mean.
 
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