John Thomas...

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by train, Dec 8, 2002.

  1. train The Wildcard!!!...

    I know the Brittish have always had political icons that the world has made fun of...

    But who in the world is John Thomas???...:confused:

    Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
    Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
    It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a oinkk,
    From the tiniest little tadger
    To the world's biggest oink!
    So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
    Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
    Your piece of pork,
    Your wife's best friend,
    Your percy or your ****,
    You can wrap it up in ribbons,
    You can slip it in your sock,
    But just don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock,
    And you won't come back.

  2. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    According to the English 2 American Dictionary, The term derives from the name the leading man in D.H. Lawrence's novel Lady Chatterley's Lover gave to his own appendage. The book was made famous by the obscenity trial it landed Penguin Books in during the 1950s.
  3. train The Wildcard!!!...

    So this actually wasn't a political spoof?...

    Well, I guess that's better than dealing with Margaret's Thatcher!...:p
  4. train The Wildcard!!!...

    This would be one of the sexual innuendo posts Turtlewax wants everyone to know I posted...

    I actually didn't know if this John is a real political figure and was just wanting to know.

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