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I know the Brittish have always had political icons that the world has made fun of...
But who in the world is John Thomas???...
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a oinkk,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest oink!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your ****,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But just don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
???????..........
But who in the world is John Thomas???...
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a oinkk,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest oink!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your ****,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But just don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
???????..........